Hello everyone! The biggest issue in Graal today in my opinion is ba- fire code misconduct. Since Firefighter Jeffery is on unpaid leave (he is a volunteer anyway), I thought I'd step in for him to make Graal a safer place. Today we'll be covering Deadwood and Graal City. Later editions may cover other towns as I see fit. Fire hazards are a very serious issue, and the many violations of fire code on classic leave citizens in danger.

If these issues are not fixed in a timely manner I will organize a riot to complain, then a riot to complain about that riot to bring more attention to the issue. It's the only answer, as many of you seem to know.

Here is what I think can be done to fix the issue of fire code misconduct.

1) In accordance with the rules of "defensible space", allow at least a player's length between any trees and buildings.

2) Riots about this serious issue

3) Fire the staff team

Here are some examples of fire code misconduct.


Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D

Exhibit E

Exhibit F

The current, dangerous levels can be a part of new game + system rather than in the non-competitive environment. I think the danger of wildfires will increase the challenge in Graal which has always been destined to be a challenging, competitive game - just as all the players desire. The normal players who haven't made 50k kills might not be able to handle such hazards. Or we can send hackers to the world with the dangerous wildfire risks once we implement anti-cheat methods.

Partial credit to Aguzo on these ideas, I took some from him and I personally think hes really got what it takes to pull graal out of the dirt it has gotten itself into. Aguzo knows what this game needs. Honestly, hire him as an idea admin already! Thanks again for being the passion graal needs, Aguzo.

Aguzo can work out the implementation for this, I trust his brilliance.

That is all for today from the Count Commission of Fire Safety. Remember, only you can prevent flame wars!