mother****er I was going to post that

JADE QUAGGAN #1 PRAISE JED

Dear his Papal Glory, Saint Mancus of the Malhavoc, I pray by the beard of Jedsus this message reaches you. Once again we have been sidetracked on our long journey home to the beautiful shores of Jed Quarry. Last week Captain Kelo of The Lady Seafoam Antonym marooned us in between the lands of Fort Aspenwood and Dragonbrand, and his excuses dripped with ulterior motives, now this week we find ourselves AGAIN marooned, this time at the hands of Captain Thorich of The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat between Fort Aspenwood and Maguuma, though, to be honest I believe he is just after some Magswag #yolo420.

With each supposedly accidental crash our rebuilt ships get smaller and smaller and I begin to wonder if random chance will somehow prove more successful at returning us home than these recent converts who call themselves Captains. In the meantime, we will again snuggle the citizens of Fort Aspenwood fiercely, we have gotten to know many of them well, they are very receptive to the word of Jedsus Chris and upon our crash landing, some even joined our dance party. The Maguuma citizens, however, I have heard are a rambunctious lot, sneaking up on you in your sleep riding their Maguumy Bears to steal all your swag for themselves.

Once again the banner of The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pierce the heavens as it did upon the founding of church with the first Saint of Destruction, Lord Hoschi at the Great Eiffel Tower of Vegas and like before we shall not falter, and we shall not fail.

Jedmen.

http://emboldcreative.net/jedquarry.gif

If you're on JQ, hit me up and we can WvW. If you're not (peasants), we can do PvP or dungeons/PvE.

Eternum.1706

Kitari: 80 Warrior
Sad Life: 80 Necro
Aiot: 80 Thief
Xovereign: 80 Ranger
Xitare: 32 Elementalist
Mini Aiot: 22 Guardian

PRAISE JEDSUS!!!!!!!

But seriously, this week in WvW was so boring. I'd much rather be losing to BG and SoR than stomping FA and SoS like this. Unfortunately we're gonna end up seeing a lot more blowouts like this when the leagues start too.

We just stole MERC from BG and got a few more guilds like RQ and NS, so we should definitely be able to stand up to BG/SoR now. Everyone on the wuvwuv forums is talking about how stacked JQ is now, and how Stackgate is dying. I hope we get at least somewhat entertaining match-ups, there's such a huge gap between T1 and T2 that it isn't even fun.

The living world updates lately have been pretty dissapointing. They used to have all sorts of stuff from dungeons to minigames to new areas to various challenges. Now we're only getting 1 thing per update, like a world boss or new dungeon path. It's pretty sad, I feel like the quality has dropped lately.

They just released an entire new dungeon world with super adventure box. The next one was a redone boss battle. Now we get a new dungeon path. Not to mention the updates to WvW (excluding leagues >_>) doesn't seem too sparse to me.

Tequatl and TA Aether are both great because they're challenging, what's wrong with them?

Tequatl isn't fun at all because you're forced to fight him in the open world where you're playing with a bunch of afkers, idiots who won't listen to directions or do the fight mechanics, and people who try to grief the fight. I love challenging content, but putting it in the open world where you have to deal with people that suck with no way of kicking them, and not being able to play with your friends or guild due to overflow issues is just stupid.

If he was an instanced raid or something the difficulty would be ok, but forcing it to be ran with random people makes it stupid.

T1 WvW this week is so close, its fun to be back with BG and SoR even if they whine on the forums.

The match-up is finally balanced now that we got MERC. If JQ had an EU guild or two, we'd probably be winning by a good margin. I love the way it is now though, even if we have queues across the board. Amazing fights, except for PLX who runs from our EB pugs lmao.

This week update going to be the ****. MAD KING IS BACK!!!!
and his son is trying to break the portal between the underworld with him as well.
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-ga...tober-15-2013/

Just got a Mini Tequatl the Sunless after one of my kills on him. Sold it for 55g, thanks RNG.

Also hope the Mad King story brings some new moon-themed weapons. The Mad Moon was sweet as hell.

I never really got into this game for some reason, i will re-install it when my interwebs comes back. If anyone by chance plays on 'Sea of sorrows' server i would definitely play with you :o

We can duel once JQ gets matched with SoS during leagues (that is, if SoS stays Gold).

that made no sense to me but sure, why not! :D