Graalians - Chewing Big Mac

I worked at McDonald's once. I hated my bitch of a boss bad enough that I worked hard. I worked until I was her go to guy. I can literally make a BigMac in under 10 seconds.
Then, on the weekend of the fourth of July, I waited until there were lines for both the drive thru, and the counter, and I stopped and just stood there.
I stood there for a minute while nothing happened.
I stood there for two minutes while nothing happened.
Then in comes "Bossy McBossy Bitch" yelling, "(Skill), why aren't you making orders!"
"Because you are a **** and you deserve to fail. You and your position of authority mean **** all to me. I am not working, nor am I moving."
So, she immediately goes and calls the cops while yelling orders to others who have no clue. They try to start making sandwiches around me, but I'm making it pretty hard.
Eventually, with customers literally ready to riot the police show up, accompany me out, hear the very short version of my story and release me without charge.
**** you McDonald's managers. You have some vague minimal amount of power over the very least powerful people in society.
To all of you who had to wait "Up to a half hour for my ****ing order"...
**** you, you are all fat ****ing idiots.
TL;DR ~ Don't work at McDonald's and if you do, burn that bridge so ****ing hard you could never possibly go back.