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Yog 12-17-2015 04:05 AM

COLIN SPOILED IT FOR ME DOWN WITH COLIN

:(

Sir 12-17-2015 08:10 AM

Quote:

Posted by Ryan (Post 646156)
Luke Skywalker is Vaders son

what the ****

Vulcan Blaze 12-17-2015 03:34 PM

Im going to see it in about an hour, cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Ghettoicedtea 12-17-2015 04:39 PM

Tfw collin doesn't appreciate dank memes

Yog 12-17-2015 04:46 PM

WOW COLIN ONLY YOU'RE ALOUD TO SPOIL IT?!?!

BRB CRYING

Vulcan Blaze 12-17-2015 08:05 PM

Wow, that movie was awesome! I loved it so much, some disappointing scenes... But otherwise I loved it! Cant wait for the next one! :D

Ryan 12-18-2015 01:37 PM

Damn good movie.

Spoiler: C3-PO is Kylo Ren

Gambit Darkmane 12-18-2015 01:57 PM

That movie was damn good Loved it, Alot of people are bashing it because "Disney" owns "Star Wars" but honestly I feel like they did a really good job with it, Can't wait for the rest of em.

SomeGuy 12-18-2015 02:14 PM

Spoiler: The person who kills Kylo Ren is Jar Jar Binks with a lightsaber.

BEH0LD iTz SAM 12-18-2015 02:33 PM

I liked the movie, however (don't continue unless you have seen it, 100% spoilers/ kinda a review

Spoiler
you have been warned
Spoiler
this will ruin the movie if you haven't seen it
Spoiler
Ok so basically it follows the exact same formula as episode 4... The chick ren, rye, red, whatever, she is basically luke with the force power discovery, han solo acts as the father figure (ben kenobi) and makes the ultimate sacrifice trying to save their loved one (kenobi dying for vader, han solo dying for his son), both involve the giant super weapon, (deathstar and planet death star) that initiate the conflict by blowing up a significant planet (alderaan in a new hope, corosaunt/the republic in awakening) and they literally both end the same way, with the same pilot from episode 4 shooting into the weakspot thus blowing up the deathstar or in awakening, the planet).

I also felt like the silver storm trooper (forgot the name) was very, VERY underused, only appears in 2 scenes and you never see her in combat and is basically humiliated.
The comedy was nice but honestly felt kind of unexpected/ out of place for starwars since apart from the han solo humour there really wasn't any to this extent.

As a villian I felt kylo ren to be pretty unintimidating, I mean vader had the suit, the sound, the mystery, kylo ren is just a wanna be sith who threw baby fits (presumably because he has an unfortunate gap in his front teeth) and it felt especially odd when they gave him some of those comedic responses.

The finn character I didn't mind, he was fairly entertaining but i'll admit, I was expecting him to be the one with the force and not the chick since he had the saber in all the trailers.

The saber fight scene was probably one of the best saber scenes in any of the star wars movies.

But yea finally, the only thing I found kinda weird was the ending when the chick found luke, and they had that awkward stare contest whilst she held her saber out to him for about 2mins with them both just staring at each other. Maybe say hi? And there was also very little mourning for han solo.
I'd have thought the ex captain of the rebels, husband of the princess and friend of luke skywalker would get more than just a few dry tears from leia and a chewbuca kill spree, like idk maybe a funeral? Or show luke hearing about it. I mean when they landed after saving the day it seemed like the ren/ryn/rice/red chick was more upset about han dying than anyone else, you could even see chewbucca celebrating in the background with the other rebels whilst leia and rin chick were hugging.

YES I KNOW I'M CRITICAL. I have seen a lot of movies and it's just something I do.

TLDR; the movie was good, worth the hype and watch but it wasn't perfect

TWIZ 12-18-2015 04:27 PM

Guys, Luke is Boba Fett

Sun* 12-18-2015 04:36 PM

Leila is a Man

TWIZ 12-18-2015 04:42 PM

Quote:

Posted by Sun* (Post 646572)
Leila is a Man

And gets into a relationship with the new chick

Gambit Darkmane 12-18-2015 07:52 PM

Quote:

Posted by BEH0LD iTz SAM (Post 646540)
I liked the movie, however (don't continue unless you have seen it, 100% spoilers/ kinda a review

Spoiler
you have been warned
Spoiler
this will ruin the movie if you haven't seen it
Spoiler
Ok so basically it follows the exact same formula as episode 4... The chick ren, rye, red, whatever, she is basically luke with the force power discovery, han solo acts as the father figure (ben kenobi) and makes the ultimate sacrifice trying to save their loved one (kenobi dying for vader, han solo dying for his son), both involve the giant super weapon, (deathstar and planet death star) that initiate the conflict by blowing up a significant planet (alderaan in a new hope, corosaunt/the republic in awakening) and they literally both end the same way, with the same pilot from episode 4 shooting into the weakspot thus blowing up the deathstar or in awakening, the planet).

I also felt like the silver storm trooper (forgot the name) was very, VERY underused, only appears in 2 scenes and you never see her in combat and is basically humiliated.
The comedy was nice but honestly felt kind of unexpected/ out of place for starwars since apart from the han solo humour there really wasn't any to this extent.

As a villian I felt kylo ren to be pretty unintimidating, I mean vader had the suit, the sound, the mystery, kylo ren is just a wanna be sith who threw baby fits (presumably because he has an unfortunate gap in his front teeth) and it felt especially odd when they gave him some of those comedic responses.

The finn character I didn't mind, he was fairly entertaining but i'll admit, I was expecting him to be the one with the force and not the chick since he had the saber in all the trailers.

The saber fight scene was probably one of the best saber scenes in any of the star wars movies.

But yea finally, the only thing I found kinda weird was the ending when the chick found luke, and they had that awkward stare contest whilst she held her saber out to him for about 2mins with them both just staring at each other. Maybe say hi? And there was also very little mourning for han solo.
I'd have thought the ex captain of the rebels, husband of the princess and friend of luke skywalker would get more than just a few dry tears from leia and a chewbuca kill spree, like idk maybe a funeral? Or show luke hearing about it. I mean when they landed after saving the day it seemed like the ren/ryn/rice/red chick was more upset about han dying than anyone else, you could even see chewbucca celebrating in the background with the other rebels whilst leia and rin chick were hugging.

YES I KNOW I'M CRITICAL. I have seen a lot of movies and it's just something I do.

TLDR; the movie was good, worth the hype and watch but it wasn't perfect

In response to your spoiler,No one look unless theyve seen the film.
[spoiler] Im serious dont look
Spoiler
Spoilers in 3 2 1
Spoiler
you have been warned.
Spoiler
Honestly when you put it that way I guess it did have some flaws but so did the other Star Wars films prior to that, I was kind of pissed off that they did little mourning for Han Solo since he was apart of The Rebellion ages ago and that whole Luke and Rey scene kinda had me like uh okay at least say something to leave it as a cliff hanger to give us an idea of how the next one is going to start but I mean I still got chills seeing that scene,It did remind me of "A New Hope" it had a lot of similarities but I think J.J. Abrams might surprise us with the next two films, And who knos maybe Finn will be a Jedi also,Atleast I hope so I mean I'd like to see him fight along side with Rey especially since they've made him look that way in the trailers, And the chromed up captain storm trooper was Captain Phasma :)

MrSimons 12-18-2015 11:48 PM

Spoiler
when han died my heart shattered. kinda expected it when the topic of him confronting Ren came up but man...


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