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Crono 03-27-2016 12:31 PM

u shall press s or spacebar (if u r playing on a real device) when near the enemy

Pr0m4N V.14 03-28-2016 07:16 AM

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must worship TeK

Crono 03-28-2016 11:27 AM

u shall be in the spar room when u queue else u cannot queue

SomeGuy 03-28-2016 11:53 AM

Quote:

Posted by Alexmo (Post 688483)
1. You shall not leave the spar arena
2. You shall not fap
3. This is your life you have nothing else to do but spar for me slave
4. Do not give a fuc* about real life
5. Do not follow mlg
6. You must afk
7. No sword spam
8. You shall not get married
9. You must die alone
10. If you lose a match you die in real life

No.

Kkukie<3 03-28-2016 03:23 PM

Quote:

Posted by qes (Post 688200)
1. You shall not leave Super Nicks, unless going to Belle/Pub
2. You shall not make idols and suck up to join a spar guild
3. You shall not call Belle "Delta"
4. Remember the GST and log on
5. Honor the people who quit that helped you get better
6. You shall not ignore a friend when they say "gg"
7. You shall not marry somebody outside the spar community, their not cwl enough.
8. You shall not boost
9. You shall not VPN or hack
10. You shall not use other peoples accounts for statistic purpose

Amen

Warhawk 03-28-2016 11:04 PM

you shall not pronounce belle as belly....*cough*

GOAT 03-29-2016 12:33 AM

1. thou shall not tryhard


good luck sinners

Distorted_P2P 03-29-2016 01:42 AM

1. Always rage, whether win or lose. (LAGGGGGER, BRO CONTROL THAT LAG, etc)
2. DDoS Graal during every GST.
3. Stalk every player over a 5:1 ratio.
4. Harass everyone you possibly can. #****theplayers
5. Talk **** about every server that's not iClassic, not because you dislike them, but because you have no items in the server.

Areo 03-29-2016 06:20 AM

Quote:

Posted by Distorted_P2P (Post 689098)
1. Always rage, whether win or lose. (LAGGGGGER, BRO CONTROL THAT LAG, etc)
2. DDoS Graal during every GST.
3. Stalk every player over a 5:1 ratio.
4. Harass everyone you possibly can. #****theplayers
5. Talk **** about every server that's not iClassic, not because you dislike them, but because you have no items in the server.

6. Only spar at 3 am to avoid the good players, ratio is what matters.
7. Harass Sarah for her lag on a constant basis, at least 3/4 times a week.
8. Always use Emotes in spar, if you aren't using them you should get out.
9. If you win, instead of saying GG say rekt, in addition to your raging.
10. VPN or hack if they annoy you enough. But only do it on a noob

Distorted_P2P 03-29-2016 07:08 AM

Quote:

Posted by Areo (Post 689187)
6. Only spar at 3 am to avoid the good players, ratio is what matters.
7. Harass Sarah for her lag on a constant basis, at least 3/4 times a week.
8. Always use Emotes in spar, if you aren't using them you should get out.
9. If you win, instead of saying GG say rekt, in addition to your raging.
10. VPN or hack if they annoy you enough. But only do it on a noob

this is correct

qes 03-29-2016 04:12 PM

train all your irl girlfriends to spar until they leave you then find a new one until you meet your sparrer wife.

TeK 03-29-2016 04:31 PM

Quote:

Posted by qes (Post 688200)
1. You shall not leave Super Nicks, unless going to Belle/Pub
2. You shall not make idols and suck up to join a spar guild
3. You shall not call Belle "Delta"
4. Remember the GST and log on
5. Honor the people who quit that helped you get better
6. You shall not ignore a friend when they say "gg"
7. You shall not marry somebody outside the spar community, their not cwl enough.
8. You shall not boost
9. You shall not VPN or hack
10. You shall not use other peoples accounts for statistic purpose

This is just a joke. Make your own though

:')

Livid 03-29-2016 05:27 PM

Quote:

Posted by qes (Post 689293)
train all your irl girlfriends to spar until they leave you then find a new one until you meet your sparrer wife.

Until they leave you for a better guy and become thots*

Crono 03-29-2016 07:56 PM

u shall be ready 2 move after the spar has begun else u stand no chance if ur standing still

GOAT 03-29-2016 11:35 PM

2. Thou shall claim real GST guild status


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