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During woohoo

Being slowly cut to death in a Toys R Us bathroom.

tgm <4

This^

The worst way to die EVER:
You go to a VERY fancy 5-star restaurant that is $500 (Buffe) (don't know how to spell [Buff-feh]) But you are the 1,000,000th customer! You meet a very sexy super model.After you kiss her in the lips you find out she is a ugly boy.And right when your about to eat you get killed my a child holding a gun.And the child accidently hit the trigger 10 times.Right in your heart.

Probably some sort of factory incident/vehicle incident. Slowly pulled into a combine, controls jam, ambulance can't arrive fast enough. Machine doesn't do it fast either, really slowly. Or the ways you can die on Happy Wheels.

change of mind, having your head smashed with a baseball bat

Being killed by a now sentient teddy bear you loved as a child.

Being tied down to a pole while someone tells you of every brutal thing they've done to people and what they're going to do to your. Leaving no horrific detail out, slowly driving you insane. Then forcing you to watch snuff movies of their past victims with your eyes peeled open and the volume on full blast. Then taking a camera, and star you in his next film.

That's very creepy. And specific...

falling off a cliff into spikes below since the time it takes to fall :p

Cut into pieces then fried to mcnuggets on mcdonalds.

To die by being tied to the front of a boat and then when the boat starts you are forced under the water with the engine pushing forward and the force of the water pushing incredibly hard against your face while you cant breath.

Not being able to die at all. That would be the worst fate. No peace, but not invincible.