He only moves once for like 2 seconds before every time hes about to get disconnected.

Hes probably using a bot to stay moving

A macro~

Ios macro's, do they exist?

Fellage didn't you do that on classic? :0

And he's only been there since Christmas, judging from his hat.

I always thought you kept getting hours after the disconnected popup..

Me too! Then again I would probably have 2000 more hours of it did.

On classic (I dont afk on iera) I left my iPod screen on and didn't disconnect while afking. Try plugging it into a wall and leaving the screen on

put a npc of him in that exact spot

would totally freak him out

YES! So when he moves he would see a copy of himself and he won't be able to sit in his regular spot and he will be forced to move to somewhere else or sit right next to his npc xD

I have always seen him there when I walk by...

Lol! Now that's what I call couch potato.

That would be hilarious..

ROFLOLOLOLMAO wow, 4500 hours? that means he been afk since 4 years ago o.o

I didn't see him there just a few minutes ago...

And btw it means he was AFK about 187 days straight...