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YO MAMA'S SO FAT, IF SOMEONE KILLS HER IN CALL OF DUTY, HE GETS A 5 KILL STREAK!
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE NEEDS CHEATS FOR WII FIT! YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE GOT RUN OVER BY A PARKED CAR! YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE MAKES BLIND KIDS CRY! YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE PLAYS 'I GOT YOUR NOSE' WITH VOLDEMORD! |
Your Mammas so Dumb she died of starvation after being locked in at Publix.
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That's so bad, but so funny... |
the students entered the class. the teacher was standing in the front and was pissed at the test marks. she said to the class "if your an idiot please stand up." after awhile a freshman finally stood up. "why do you consider yourself an idiot?" the teacher asked. "I don't. I just felt bad for u standing up there alone," he replied.
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
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Whats the similarity between Smart Blondes and Santa Clause? |
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage How do you get a clown off a unicycle? You slam him in the head with a pick-ax What's worse then 1 worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple What's worse then 2 worms in your apple? The Holocaust (please no hating comments to that) What's worse then the Holocaust? 3 worms in your apple How do you kill a doctor? With a knife |
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