Shot by FBI, being held captive for no reason doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

Would you rather slurp down horse semen or your best friends semen and be humiliated by everyone for it.

Well that escalated quickly.

Neither :/
would you rather write a 9000 world long essay or type a 10000 world long essay?

10000, I always go over the limit whenever I write/type essays!

Would you rather be eaten by lions or eaten by ants (to death)?

Lions i can take em on!

Would u rather hug a paedo or get hugged by him

hug a pedo so you can choose how hard you hug.

would you rather french kiss a hobo for 5 minutes or get repeatedly kicked in the balls for 3 minutes?

french kiss dat sexy hobo (give dat thing mouthwash first)

Would you rather hang with 1D or Bieber

1D, even all of them are better than beiber.

Wold you rather never have secx or die whilst loosing your *********

Never have secx

Would you rather be hated for who you are, or loved for something you're not?

Hated for who I am. I don't want to live a lie, though chances are that is how things will go. The world isn't exactly a caring place. Perhaps my choices to hide my personality will lead me to be loved for what I'm not, but inside I feel like I would rather be hated for who I am.

Would you rather have to eat your favorite food without stopping until you throw up, or be forced to eat 6 ounces of your least favorite food?

eat ***** till i throw up.that wouldve been a badass 7000th post...

would you rather learn a coding language or a world language.

Coding language

Would you rather go hiking in the mountains or scuba diving in an ocean?

Scuba diving is fun.

Would you rather eat a cooked dog or cat?!

Cat. Meow.

Cat! So I know I am doing a good deed by lowering their population!

Would you rather sniff a pro basketball player's sweaty socks for 24 hours without stopping or clean McDonald's floor using your tongue (including bathrooms, playground, kitchen, others...)