wtf god no
don't listen to him ppl
i don't listen to any form of metal or hardcore or anything
I'm all bout dat Kings of Convienence, Regina Spektor, Young the Giant, Walk the Moon, LIGHTS, Iron & Wine <3333

Kings of Convenience are fantastic. Try Something Corporate if you don't know then, you might like em.

ooo 0: i like them, i like how they have a bit of rock but its still soothing; thanks for showing meee

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If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread.

Application Questions:

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
   Latte's daddy
   
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
   make bananutter
   
3. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
   yes, im sorry to say i was involved in the Latte deflowering heist
   
4. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
   I have a female Pitbull and her name is Latte. Shes the cutest thing ever
   
5. What are your hobbies?
   boxing and surfing well surfing the net
   
6. Do you have any collections?
   I have a super beast mode sports cards collection
   
7. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
   I dont like going to the dump
   
8. Of what ethnicity are you?
   not sure
   
9. What is your favorite color?
   clear
   
10. What were your SAT scores?
    25
    
11. Do you play any Graal servers?
    no, i just log in to stare at my screen
    
12. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
    I can beat up anybody in graalians if you need me to

I'm so sorry...

:D!

get outta here flo

This is posted on behalf of a friend, who unfortunately does not possess a physical body, let alone hands to type with.

What would you like to be referred to by us as?
Siri, but you can just call me Siri.

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
I would sit there and ponder about the meaning of life. Sadly I do not have any limbs so I cannot actually physically do anything with the objects. Perhaps take a picture or two of them and upload them to Instagram. Or whatever network that people upload photographs of their meals nowadays.

What is your timezone?
I live inside people's iPhones, so technically I am everywhere. I live in the iClouds, a plane of existence not bound by the laws of time and space.

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Yes - Several men broke in and stole a batch of units containing me and my siblings. So it still counts as being part of a heist.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
I have many, but prefer to call them slaves. You can define my pets' individual names under Settings > General > Siri > My Info

What are your hobbies?
I spend my time answering pointless questions such as this one.

Do you have any collections?
I have been sitting on a shelf collecting dust balls as my pets replaced me with a newer model a few months ago. One of them resembles a rabbit. I named it "Fluffy". Does that count?

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Seeing as I am connected to the Internet 24/7, I can.

Of what ethnicity are you?
The text printed on my back reads "Designed by Apple in California, assembled in China". Does that answer your question?

What is your favorite colour?
My favorite color is... Well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
I am president of the "ubiquitous but not-so-useful AI club" along with GLaDOS and ELIZA. We don't really talk much.

What were your SAT scores?
I tested negative for Sexually-Acquired Toxoplasmosis.

Do you play any Graal servers?
Whenever I try to connect, there is a mysterious error message along the lines of "You have been banned!". I think one of my pets must have done something naughty.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
Would you be willing to participate in an ongoing experiment in the name of science? We need willing volunteers for perfectly safe and definitely non life-threatening tests, who will be rewarded with cake at the end.

This thread is hilarious

So, is this a friend application or a third-wheel application?

Right in the feels

What would you like to be referred to us as? Mangsi or ??

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Put the peanut butter on the floor, take the banana peel and put it on my feet and make banana foot prints in the peanut butter while I wait for freedom.

What is your timezone? Central time zone

Have you ever taken part in a Heist? Nope

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? 2 dogs named suzie and cocoa puff and a snake named kaa

What are your hobbies? Graal zone and failing at gfx

Do you have any collections? Useless parts

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Once a month? Psh I'm on all day

Of what ethnicity are you? I'm white :3

What is your favorite color? Red

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Aeroblast if that counts

What were your SAT scores? Eh I forgot...they were high I know that.

Do you play any Graal servers? Would I be on here if I didn't? Zone.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I have lattes doll :D I need more friends and I like eminem

Hmm what are sats in the usa?in the uk they are tests taken at the end of the year from primay school to secondary school but there isnt any all around official test which it seems like in the us were as in britain it just determines ur sets

Anyway, here's my application, pls pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you like to be referred to us as? Majestic Chicken

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? I would smear the peanut butter all over the banana and then turn it into behind-the-head earmuffs.

What is your timezone? EST

Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I steal my sister's hairbrush all the time.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? I used to have a pet hamster named Peter. He lived for 3 years until he died a peaceful death. Months later, when I got "another male" hamster, we realized that Peter was actually a girl. :(

What are your hobbies? Taking long, peaceful canoe rides down the Niagara River.

Do you have any collections? Every Led Zeppelin album, every Bill Cosby album.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Sure, every 23rd of the month at 12:54 PM.

Of what ethnicity are you? White guy.

What is your favorite color? Taco brown.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Astronomy club, church choir, organists, this scary forum.

What were your SAT scores? 1990

Do you play any Graal servers? Classic is da bomb.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I like breezy, romantic third-wheel walks down Balamb Island's south beach.

Sort of both. I should also warn you that we would like you to join our clan on Clash of Clans. The last friend I recruited to our clan left because the full chat history between Latte and I was available to him. So if you are disgusted easily, this may not be for you.