That hates big losers

Who are weird and

Are very big losers

smell hints of desperation

But I have a

Mom that's addicted to

Eating carrots

She never loved me

But she loves Big Black Socks

And hates white socks

But loves to eat

roasted potatoes at

the losers convention

(courus)
All I knooow is that I am a

Loser loser loser

I can only be

a loser

(Next verse)

And my friends