So, today I was just cutting bushes. When out came a grasshopper, that had been camouflaged in the red and green foliage! I nearly died! So in retaliation I attacked it with my sword.
Then we saw the fountain in North Graal City, that symbol of freedom. And our epic battle was halted; there was nothing but the trickle of soft flowing water and the grunts of this guy attempting to PK me. Eventually I killed him, but that's another story.
Me and the grasshopper were friends forever after, until he hopped away. But I enjoyed our friendship.
And that, kids, is why, even if someone nearly kills you, you should forgive them and eat your vegetables :].
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