Sniff the sock
Woul you rather drink a melted xbox juice or drink your own pee?

I would take a dump from behind :))
Would you rather see the death of all your friends or your mum and dad?

Friends, I would even help kill them if my mum and dad could live. What a stupid question.

Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and middle class.

straight and middle class. Whats wrong with middle class?

would you rather have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus or have a penus for a nose (your nose will be in your pants and you will have to spell your farts everyday)?

omg such a hard choice, probably ***** back, fck a ***** nose -_-

would you rather date the love of your life or have a million dollars.

have a million bucks. you said date not guarantee the love of your life for the rest of life.

would you rather have tastebuds in your ass for your whole life and have a guarantee pass into heaven and be happy forever, or have whatever you wish on earth but then burn in hell forever no matter how many good deeds you use. (note to self, you are aware and feel everything that's going on in heaven and hell).

Def, the tastebuds one.....

Would you rather go back in time to meet your ancestors (pre-1800)
OR
Go way into the future and meet you grandchildren(post 2200)

Pre-1800s

I would be a pirate and die like a badass by ramming into man-o-war, shooting my 4 pistols at the captain, and when more ships come, jump off while doing the double peace sign

Would you rather sleep with a snake or swallow a pufferfish?

depends, what kind of snake are we talking?

a ***** snake

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/716307/original.jpg


is it even possible to swallow a pufferfish?

Pufferfish, would you rather be black or asian?

Shame i cant pick both black and asian black because michael jacksons surgery turned out all right...

Would u rather eat a giant slug with puss dripping down its skin or be eaten by the slug

Eat the slug, i dont want to die.

Would you rather have no internet for a year or have internet but have to go to bed at 5:00 every night.

Have internet and go to bed at 5. No one said that we had to sleep or stay in bed.

Would you rather kill someone or be killed.

actually u would die from food poisoning anyway and u may just survive gettin eaten by a slug