look I made one

http://i.imgur.com/Ynmqdwu.png

@paxc my posts don't get automerged anymore since I became a moderator. little annoying but i don't mind it too much

@psxz i'm using internet explorer because I'm on my dad's netbook since we're not at home and he's out at a party and i'm in the hotel room bored

@taaln go back on MY BLOG so i can find out more interesting things about u

@tarun stop spellingt my name wrong u homo

@agyne stop thzt

@tolan u got 16 candles stuck in my head

somebody from this site is on my blog on an idevice with safari in the los angeles area but ITS NOT TALON SO I DONT CARE

next up from this site: san fran, windows 7, fuurfox BUT ITS NOT TALON SO I DONT CARE

@pzox ok but you'd be learning interesting things about the hotel i'm at

i'm eating a sub while practicing my spinning while making a graphics

What type of sub

yup

Delicious

Happy Talon?

>=[ remove that

yay!

effing xatu

****ING HELL TALON U HAVE TAHT STUPID SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD I DONT KNOW THE NAME BUT I KNOW THE WORDS

Xatu is the real hero

nein

The Crappy Detective
- a crime thriller


by sup3rn00b

Mangled butts have been turning up all over his closet and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a banana, and still nobody has a clue who the good killer is.

Mr. Shaken Man is a stupid and crappy gfx artist with a fondness for talon's haxsaurus. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the mean killer.

When his girlfriend, Miss Poopsworth, is kidnapped, Mr. Man finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a dumb pokeball.

He enlists the help of a ****ty communist called petty hot girl.

Can hot girl help Man overcome his graal addiction and find the answers before the jippy killer and his deadly banana strike again?


Praise for The Crappy Detective

"Mr. Man is the best detective ever. A passion for talon's haxsaurus and graal is something we all can relate to."

- The Daily Tale

"About as scary as a minute ant, but The Crappy Detective does deliver an important message about the dangers of a banana."

- Enid Kibbler

"As always, a ****ty communist makes the best sidekick."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Rosen Trevithick

Beautiful *tear* *tear*