The Roast of Higbey the Demon
 

Just few ground rules, no bringing irl stuff into it, keep it funny and as tastefully as possible, and try not to do a joke on something someones already done about me.


Here, I'll start, here's me in a nutshell

This is going to be interesting.

You have autism

CAD sucks

mfw I see one of higbey's 'revolutionary' posts

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/d...4029819767.png

You're setting yourself up to get hurt...

This seemed relevant:

http://www.ironrealms.com/sites/defa...ng_rooster.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IvlOBWDsHb...+tentacles.jpg

geddit? ;D

winner

This thread is cancer for two reasons.

1. Higbey is OP.
2. Froggy has posted in it.

Yo momma so ugly she made Highey the Demon say his prayers after he looked at her.

Whenever I see you trolling:
http://i.imgur.com/e653T.jpg

Best so far.

You know when someone is roasted it usually means SOMEONE ELSE is hosting/announcing it in the roastee's honor out of great respect for their accomplishments and success. There is no honor in hosting or announcing it for yourself. It reeks of loneliness, wanting attention, and arrogance.

But yeah I'll roast you, why not :-) you know I can't resist:

Q: What's a Higbey's favorite legume?
A: A Chickpea

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DfHzVcY2KC...600/images.jpg

Screw you Higbey your tentacles are so fat,slimy and you smell like ****.
P.S. I screwed your girlfriend
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/73192858/mo...rt-d32w96j.jpg

this is your mom rofl
http://i.imgur.com/fnqGs.gif

His Grandma
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/73192858/st...n-66510214.jpg
His Dad
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/73192858/Swarmer-Drone.jpg

Having trouble imagining what kind of person would date him. Also, why you would want to touch that kind of person

fix'd

this is not how a roast works

you guys

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEE

Neither is this


I think you mean demon? She turned me on.

So demons like demons who spend half their time attempting to be some sort of "moderator for the people" except the people dislike him?

Ladies and gentlemen, weeee haveee a winner!

I can't believe you hit up my girlfriend :(

She's cheating on you!

http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/F...MCompanion.jpg

Higbitch

you can do better than that.

These ARE pretty weak.

It looks like your avatar is two pink uppercuts.

Downsider, these are meant to be jokes. Like, good ones. You're just trying to be mean.

Your avatar is boobs with dicks touching the nipples, homo.

LOLL.

ftfy

What kind of a name is Higbey anyway?