Soon..... the panda men strike.
 

Okay, so I usually don't tell stories, but this one was just absolutely hilarious.

I was playing graal as usual, and decided to satisfy my hunger with some cereal. So I left my ipod on the table. Little did I know, when I came back to it, that I would see a strange figure resting at the top of my screen.

http://i.imgur.com/ZiQGj.jpg

After reading his name I was thoroughly freaked out, then I blinked, and presto! He vanished. Like magic. So I just shook it off. What could a player on graal do to me, anyways? Right? ..... Right? But when I was sitting above the battle arena 30 minutes later, almost like they were waiting for the appropriate moment to strike, these ominous panda men whisked out from the shadows and trapped me like a rabid dog, fending for its life.

http://i.imgur.com/W0VI9.jpg

Of course, I blinked, and they were gone again.
I thought it was finally over for the next few hours. There was no sign of my friendly stalkers to be found anywhere. Until I got this PM.

http://i.imgur.com/gOvF8.jpg


Again, a chill shivered down my spine. These guys know how to freak a brother out. Because all of this action was happening in graal city, I decided to travel to snow town. You know, its less likely they will find me there right? Its absolutely logical? Nope. They somehow followed me, I didn't even see them until these magical panda men materialized on the bottom half of my screen. And challenged me to a rap battle.

http://i.imgur.com/kDUTT.jpg

Of course, I lost. You know me, I can't rhyme for ****. My swag meter is basically zero. But then I was greeted with another challenge, something on the lines of "you must meet your fate." before this panda man disappeared again. Moments later, my benevolent creeper greeted me with an invite to his house. For some reason, I accepted. A push and a shove later, and I was looking at my screen,staring at this:

http://i.imgur.com/pyERQ.jpg

They eventually kicked me from the house. Then the panda men told me "It was done." This all occurred last night. But finally, at the dawn of this morning, I received one last PM. I guess I will never play graal in peace, for some reason I'm fine with that!

http://i.imgur.com/yuuTq.png

Lol, I saw you making this and I was wondering what the hell you were doing. :P

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

This made my day, thanks

Lol great story.

Making this? This guy did it on his own! Nothing was staged lol.

I should do that sometime, but with Puppins.

**** Bricks Bruh, **** bricks.

This happened to me too, I was just sitting talking to Hadi by the battle arena and saw someone named "Soon... Simons", already seeing the awful pictures of these guys on Facebook I ran and took cover in a bush. He eventually found me and said "Are you ready?", I begged for mercy and he replied with "Fine, Soon Simons...".

Found him lol

Lol is this a running gag?

Edit: YAY! IM NEXT!

http://i.imgur.com/z92tg.png

I tried to PM him yay but he blocked me lol. THOU FOULEST OF DEMONS ARE OF NO MATCH FOR....THE OOORRRAAATTTOORRRRR

I think they are just kids living in a messed up fantasy land, but it's hilarious. If you show them love and compassion like Pimpsy did at some point, they freak out because it's not the reaction they want.

D'awww they're kinda of cute actually. I don't see why you're do afraid of them?

http://i.imgur.com/o5Jnq.png

I messaged him saying "*Exposed" and then he said "LET'S BE FRIENDS" and blocked me

Guys... he's hiding under a bush next to me.... help omfg

O_o

Even cultists make typos.

I Laughed My Ass Off!

Glad I got him to block me, but that doesn't stop him from following me around... I started speaking Swedish and he left

It says he's playing iEra so I PMed him saying "Chlamydia!" and I got a response back from a guy named "Slinger" that said "ummm?"... THE GUY'S NAME IS SLINGER!! SLINGER WAT!! *EDIT* THERE ARE STILL 4 MORE THAT ARE UNKNOWN. WHAT DO?

Lol great job Evil.

There is a new cult!

I feel like Sherlock Holmes!

Thanks for ruining the mystery. Wait, slinger, were you the main guy? If you're not, don't tell me who that is.

But why Slinger!? WHY!??

I think I already figured out the rest, but I'll let you figure it out. XD

No, I just helped out :P

Weill, evil, dont spoil the other guys. I want this to stay some eerie mystery. Lol.

As I looked deeper into this I discovered a massive backstory to this whole fiasco, it turns out the culprits are none other than Slinger, Higbey, and Rufus. The reason? Communism, they plan are wiping out all community members at the top of the food chain, starting with Pimpsy and working their way down till there is no one with any power over the community left, then they will strike, stealing everyone's gralats and hats and going to their hideaway in the snowtown mountains in which I stumbled upon while taking a leisurely stroll, that is where I found their plans. COMMUNISM IS TAKING OVER!

I GOT A RUSSIAN HAT FOR CHRISTMAS! OH MY IT MUST BE TRUE!

They are recruiting you.

Conclusion: Cultists can't rhyme.

http://i.imgur.com/9nHTY.png

My rebuttal:

http://i.imgur.com/Wu40y.png

I don't remember him being a part of this lol.

Sorry X_X I had to troll him just a little :P It is Christmas after all.

They are overthrowing you and taking control of your organization.

I am not the owner of the organization.... some one else is...

Rufus! Also where should I send my application, I have always wanted to join a cult.

Ha! It's good thing im a demon and can control those animals, pandas would never be able to mess with me.

Edit: ****

That was me Higbey

0.0

I sent a message to you, to see how you would re-act.

LOL

react, and i sharpened a candy cane to a shank,

Hm.This story kinda seems like the time i was at my house on graal,and images of people were flickering while saying Masamune.

This seems like a job for me, time to find out who the rest are

FAKE AND GAY

There are many rituals to be handed out.

._______.

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The...person at the back
I'm getting closer

Beaten at their own game.

Once again higbey, IT WAS ME