Save our gnomes
 

i'm sure your all familiar with the gnomes of swamptown..well everyday gnomes die to the aristocratic race of zorbis..you can be the change you wanna see in graal..stop by the gnome cave in swamp and say hi..make a gnomes day..help.


so what side are you? gnomes or zorbis?

~Zoo

Neither side!

Baddies.

I'm on the winning side.

Zorbi|Gnome|Baddie

Gnome, fo shizzle

ZORBI!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1

I can't stand your grammar Zoo. :P

Twilight on Graal. Some one make a team gnome and team zorbi tshirt

F*** yes!

Two please!

Zorbas, because females (zorbi's) dont have rights.

http://i.imgur.com/jkY2X4T.png
http://i.imgur.com/S6SYvKZ.png

They need more than just text:(

Umm, I'm pretty sure the Zorbi king (Dusty) and Zorbi god (Rufus) are forcing them to build a railroad with barely any pay @ all, like what happened in America and the black people

Baddies > All. The bank is still out of money after all this time.

My pore people are being enslaved by rufus, and btw i must have one of those t-shirts xD team gnome ftw

Team dwarf

I've changed my mind.

Bomys.

team zorbi

I would have to side with the gnomes. They're being forced to slave over getting the railroad finished quickly when it should be a job for the games staff!

Join the Sovereign Baddy-Pyrat Legion today! Why work with those green and blue abominations when you and your friends can come together and annihilate all of the lesser classes of Graal? *paces through a formation of Baddies* Each and every baddy is equipped with armor that gives him 5.0 health. None of that silly weak standard 3.0 health normal Graalians have! Our armor is flattened and refined by the finest materials found in all of Graal *Baddy runs off out of a cave in the background carrying metals while being chased by angry Gnomes wielding hammers in the distance*.

Choosing Baddies is clearly a wise choice. We encourage financial stability *three Baddies drag Thym out of the bank screaming while beating him up for money*, insurance policies *more Baddies join in on beating up Thym in the background*, and quick and easy repayments for every loan given out *Baddies tauntingly hold Thym's bag of money in front of his face but he's too weak to reach up all the way for it*.

We fight for your rights as a Graalian. Here in York town, our Pyrats fight for over 24 hours a day for 7 hours a week to protect the interests of every Graalian. We combat tyrannious legions of those wretched Guards and other Graalians who oppose the true way of living. Our living. That is! Together, we ward off the evil threats of the guards, Zorbi and Gnomes.

Come and stop by your local Baddy and talk to him about joining our glorious legion! That is, if he does not kill you first. *bends over to child then gives him a Baddy helmet and polishes it it so it shines* Be a part of the greater future that lies with us! *smiles then tooth sparkles with an animated 'ding' noise then two guards grab the child with the helmet in the background then drag him into a dungeon* Join the Sovereign Baddy-Pyrat Legion today!

No.

team gnomes ftw

Zobi is the female race.

Queen* Goddess*

All of you shut up I am from the future and the dwarfs will concur all of graal and I will be their supreme hyruler...

It all started out as a normal day, dusty and Rufus, god and king of zorbis, walked around bringing out the ban hammer on gnomes for taking too much time to build a railroad. This angered the gnomes. The gnomes got mad and grew angry at the zorbis. The gnomes summoned a gnome-like bred dragon that could breathe under water and shot water-proof fire. The dragon attacked the zombi kingdom which eventually got tired so it went to mcdonalds to buy a big Mac. Because dragons are fat. Shut up this I'd my story. So then the zorbis summoned Rufus, the god of all zorbis, to end all of the colonies of poor gnomes. Rufus tortured the gnomes unti, one day a hero showed up. SICX. THE GOD OF DWARFS. he took out his diamond fused golden (butter) hammer (which was very big) and crushed all the zorbis. Sicx then used his laser vision to betrayall gnomes too. Eventually all civilization was wiped out except for the dwarf race. Now the dwarfs live successful lives thinking about how stupid and pathetic the zorbis and gnomes were. Then I wrote this 9-year old style paragraph.

That's it I'm going to advance into the writing career.

FINALLY SOMEONE LIKES THE GNOMES XD!

Zorba is the male counterpart of Zorbi. All Zorbis are female, all Zorbas are male.
Pretty sure they're the same species though. And they are matriarchal.