Frog Vs Man
 

Frog and man used to live in peace and harmony, children used to feel safe to sleep at night knowing that their forces will never clash and battles wouldn't stir.
But then there came a day like no other, when the harmony broke. The world came to a sudden standstill.
Playgrounds froze, like a marvelous painting in the soon to be disrupted era.
Thus, the war was created.
Men geared up for war, bringing many swords, bows, and spears.
Frogs and Toads got their best tongue set to use, the mightiest of weapons.
Blueh, the leader of the Army of Man, planned many attacks of hatred to be unleashed on every second pond in Classic.
Flo, also known as FloridaOranges, Let his troops rampage through the many houses that fair maidens were setting dishes.
Plagues were carried from one to another like a Human Domino Set.

Who can stop this?
Which side will you choose?
Should I make this into a full length comic.

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Lolwat.

wat happened

So it begins >:0...

And there should be a frog that falls in love with a human!!! Romeo Juliet side comic story!!!!

Let's see who blinks first, Oranges >:| *Western Mexican standoff music starts to play while some cowboy is whistling*

*bullet is shot, water tower collapses and lands directly on Blueh killing him instantly, Flo iss swept away into the desert by the water and is never seen again*

*debris of water tower explodes and flies up into the air as I walk out of the wreckage untouched with explosions occurring in the background without looking back while a soft violin solo plays in the background as I look at all of the lives lost in the village* It is done, my breatheren... It is done... *close up on my face for a brief moment as I face away from the village then walks away from the burning wreckage*

little did our hero know he was walking through a mine-field, will he realize this before it is too la- *MASSIVE ****ING EXPLOSION TEARING BLUEH TO SHREDS*

*explosions all set off at once causing a chain reaction leaving behind a large dust cloud* ... *dust cloud slowly fades revealing me with my eyes shut and holding on for dead life* ... *opens eyes* :D boy that was close

*I crawl out of a hole in the ground, detonator hand...* *hits the switch, explodes, and never returns to this thread.*

*sighs* *sticks hand into hole then drags Simons out* It's past your bedtime...

*whips out a knife and stabs Blueh*

It's about time man stood up to the amphibian scum. let the battle begin.

*looks down at knife then back at Simons* Ooo... Almost. *loud ambient noise as I devour Simons in one bite*

*rips through Blueh's stomach then does some ninja mid-air flips with a perfect landing* +10 swag

(Meanwhile...) Jumbog the frog went to visit a human civilization when he caught his eye on this beautiful human. She was born during the Frog and Man wars, so she was only given a code as a name. Her code was 445. She was shivering when Jumbog came close to her, but noticed that Jumbog wasn't going to hurt her. Jumbog tried to tell her she was cute, but his vocal cords weren't fully developed yet, so he made a shrieking sound. 445 yelled for help and the human guards threatened Jumbog to go back to his territory. TBC............

I never swallowed you... You swallowed me... *spotlights come on revealing Simons strapped to a chair in a white room* Recognize the place? It's you're brain... *another spotlight comes on revealing me in a bloody Lab coat holding Simon's katana that he used to rip through me* You let me in. You wanted me... *thousands of spotlights come on revealing multiple Simons strapped to chairs being tortured by evil Bluehs with black eyes and sharp teeth* I'm inside your grapefruit, pal. Poking at your feelings :)... *camera zooms in on smile then eyes cut to black and smiles revealing fangs then clip ends* "To be continued...?"

*stares deep into Blueh's cold dark eye's* "this is my mind, for I am the master here" *flash of light around Simons blinding the Blueh's who slowly disappear leaving one in utter fascination, when the light fades Simons is gone leaving only a blood stained note titled: To Blueh*

a loud roar was heard through the war and another army,the most formidable called the Leo burst into the bloody battle.The two armies made way for the ferocious lion-human hybrids as their leader called Leo pounced onto the bloody sand waiting for an army to want them on their side,or call the lion god Tim.Tim was watching his army waiting for the right time to save the world from the true wrath of the frogs and humans.

Meh, I'm the outlaw, everyones against me and I'm against them

Jumbog knew that the Leo clan was more softer on the humans than the frogs, so he disguised himself as one of their members to try to communicate with 445 without her freaking out too much. TBC.....

A spy!

The Leo clan spotted Sicx spying on them and sent him to execution. While Sicx was waiting in his cell for his unfortunate fate, Jumbog snuck him out. Jumbog knew about how skilled Sicx is, so Jumbog told him he was a frog in disguise as a Leo member. Luckily, Sicx knew how to speak frog yells.
Sicx: Really? Why are you disguised?
Jumbog: Wrooach!! (I am trying to get this girl I am in love with.)
Sicx: AWESOME!!! I'm happy to help. I'm Sicx, but you can call me Sicxz.
Jumbog: Wraoach! Wah Mii Wres! (Yay! Let's go to my house. Follow me.)
And so, Sicxz and Jumbog went to Jumbog's home to get ready to revisit 445.
And of course, Jumbog will be still disguised as a Leo Member. TBC......

Tim,the ferocious lion god did not approve of this and began to rain lions.The lions chased the frog civilians out of town and established a human camp there.

Tim came down to earth and drove away the human civilians next and made a frog camp there.He waited for the two armies to go to their tent and talk strategy so he could make two walls that divided the land and the fighting would end.Masamune,the god of towering and pking was Tim's impartial side and would not support anyone,just end the war.

I don't know if i should be scared or not

Where is my Julius orange! You promised me some!

lol can i be in the story?

Then the frog kisses the human, turns into a human, causing the frogs to be extremely ticked off, seeing that a spy infiltrated their facilities, the frogs bring out their top secret nuclear weapons, killing both races and rendering the world inhabitable. Like Romeo and Juliet crossed with the Frog Prince. Tragic and confusing.

Then mericia sent nukes everywhere an we all died

THE END ITS IS DONE

See you in the heaven :)

Then a man woke up and realized it was all a dream, and none of this ever happened. :0

he must've been smoking some real dank stuff.

Probably that "love potion" from the singles bar..

The love potion could also effected the side story no one cared to listen to...

Love stories would help!

See what I mean?! Didn't anyone wanted to know what happened to Jumbog and 445?! -o-
Ugh.... It was all just a dream, so side stories are pointless in the subconscious mind!

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*does ninja kick into bluehs hand*

It's time guys!

*Steal bugs from blueh when he is afking sell it to zoologist ,Lure rufus with a tea and trap him with other**evil laugh from adzrul*

It was the power of imagination. and the joint bar by swamp town.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

People think the eggnog is strong... Poor poor kids, haven't gotten their greencards yet.