SAVE THE TURKEYS
 

These gentle denizens who once shared the world of Era with us are now all but extinct. The last few free turkeys are hiding up Auron's sleeves or something and come out when he debugs. My fellow Graalians, these poor creatures have been mercilessly slaughtered for the hats and pitchforks the create, and their dead bodies turned into some sort of zombie suicide bomber. THIS MUST END NOW! You all complained when the turkeys fought back, as they slowly gained ground, trapping some of the oppressors and even taking entire streets. Then, in a sudden flash of Admin power, they all but vanished... Despite the apparent truth, the revolt is not over! The turkeys will be back, and this time, they'll be armed, prepared for the fight with weapons besides the teeth and claws they fought so valiantly with in the past. Intel reports of giant mutated Turkabeasts being trained in the forests, and many helicopters have "disappeared" from assembly lines. They will be back, and they will be hell-bent on vengeance. Flee, while you still can, or stand and fight... It does not matter, for they will prevail. According to my sources, multiple members of our staff team have been assassinated, turkeys dressed in their skins now and walk the streets as imposters. It is too late. VIVE LA REVOLUCION!

HOLY ****.... TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably SNK took some and recolored them into pink/rainbow ones. THEY ARE RUNNING AROUND IN HIS HOUSE!!

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Before I thought it was bad but if this happen's were in massive trouble

SOLDIERS!!!! GET READY FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!

EVERYONE EVACUATE ERA TO THE SAFETY OF CLASSIC WHERE OUR TURKEYS ARET HELL RIDDEN BEASTS!!!!!!!!

NOT TO CLASSIC, THERE ARE BUFFALOS!!!

Classic... Is gone. Top turkey scientists have already devised a way for normal players to become one of the foul fowl themselves. Already like half the server has become a Wereturkey, and I hear it's contagious. We must make a stand, here on era, for Graal, games, and humanity as we know it.

Reports from the Era CIA are coming out that say that turkeys have been spotted colaborating with the mutant rabbits at the nuclear plant. Word is that they are planning on building weapons of mass destruction.

NCJohn, tell Graalians to evacuate under the bridge. Froggy, enlist and draft soldiers for the war against the turkeys. THIS IS ERA!!!!!!!!!

Men... A spy I have on the inside reports of a Turkish plan to take southridge by storm... If it falls, all troops report to the bridge between north and south. That will be our stand, the only thing standing between them and unstick... We will block it off with sandbags and cars, and let nothing, human or turkey, through.

WOW, A ERA LOCKDOWN??? reminds me of a game for 3DS

IM SEEIN TURKEYZ OVER I95

Ok we need about 4-7 soldiers group

A regiment of roughly 500 cronos, crabs, and ghosts have been spotted moving through south ridge. It appears that all the NPCs of era are going to war with us. We need to blockade the bridge :o

I be on my way....THIS IS ERA!

CRONOS ON THE BRIDGE! TAKE EM' OUT!

Anyone in the bridge?

Tango down!

WHERE???

Boston, we have problem!

Boys, I say its time we introduce the nuke of pc Era.
Only 15 ec :D

o.o FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ EVERYONE GO UNDER THE BRIDGE OR UNDERWATER!

Why are we all flipping out? The turkeys aren't here yet, uhigh? T-Day is Thursday, according to mission control

So we should make a military plan right?

'Roach, these muppets have no-idea we're here.You take the crono on the left, and i'll that the other'

lol is it true that turkeys will attack us back. oh by the way im new my names maystro

i know someone has this avatar but i realy liked it

Can't they run on water?

Nice avatar. Did you make it?

Um you really shouldn't use a avatar being used by someone else on the forum...

yea sorry for that il just keep it until i find a better one its realy cool

and realy will they attack or its a joke

They really do.

They've already took some players an either turned them into turkeys or are holding them hostage.
Ever wonder why so many players are quitting? That's because they make clones and then pretend they're quitting, while secretly, they're pleading for their life and getting zapped into turkeys.

THEY TOOK THE SHELL SHOP!REPEAT, TURKEYS HAVE TAKEN THE SHELL SHOP!

o.o

We can NOT lose South Ridge!

I SEE A DRAGON TURKEY.......THATS IT..*reloads a chain gun* DRIVE SON! EAT MY CHAIN GUN YOU TURKEYS!

lol, just heard of this. I'm more tolerant of it nowadays than I used to be. Glad you like it, but admittedly having the same avatar would confuse a lot of people o_o

I would laugh so hard if this really happened lol

ah fu-k.....spam killing by 50 turkeys....whats bad i have revive potion -.-