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How to look good at sparring without sparring
This is a guide on how to look good at sparring without sparring by being on ur newbie acc.
Say "lmao" after every sentence Never use caps. Hang around battle arena all the time, if u ever get caught outside the battle arena this guide will not work properly. Never use an actual word just shorten it such as using **** say fk instead. And say things like 1v1. If u did what i said in this guide u should now look like a pro sparrer without actally having to spar. |
wear all black without a shield so you can tell yourself that you're faster while you're not.
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I ruin all stereotypes.
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Quit spar and gs instead. Don't be anonymous, be yourself.
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thanks for the guide btch this is def workin lmao
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lmfao, lmfao.
am i doing this right lmfao? |
Only heads on pages 1-4 are allowed, and only ones in the original Graal style. Default body, black everything except for sleeves and shoes. <font size=1> for every word in your either "everyone else is trash"/"i love her so much <33" status.
If you're wearing any sort of hat or mask, head1.png is required. |
it also gud to use no-sword.png so dat ur opponent cant see ur wepon
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You guys took every stereotype I ever had about pro sparrers and put them into true words. <3
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Make a guild named after something completely non-creative and get as many "pros" to join as possible. Always wear the tag.
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Why doesn't any of these stereotypes describe me..:blush:
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that's how you make an 4nbu pr0 status Example: http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/9259/zutc.png |
Qustieon of the day ( yes i forgot how to spell question ) why do sparrers luv basketball?
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lol this is sp true. Not even being sarcastic. Anyone who wore all black and said and did these things, I would think theyre pro at spar. On any graa
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Always wear/use shady colours e.g black, grey. lmao..
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The secret is sword1.png. Trust me.
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remember to 'afk' in the battle arena, but really sit your player down and blankly stare at your screen for hours
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Sit in the chairs at top or at opposite side of door while inside spar room. Bottom is too mainstream
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Let's not forget to create a fake persona of yourself in real life. While it is equally important to pretend you're great at sparring. You must also pretend that you're somebody you're not in real life. Don't worry! It's not lying, it's just exaggerating the truth! For the ladies at Burger Refuge, of course. Be sure to go on about how much you drink, and smoke, and have all sorts of s** and go to all these parties and play varsity football yet still somehow manage to sit 10 straight hours inside the battle arena, toning those finger muscles for that long throw! (Note: You don't actually have to do all of those things. Just say that you do and get really angry whenever somebody calls you a no-life and prepare to say all of these things right after they do.)
Everybody loves drama, right? Flirt with every moving object on your screen. Ask for nudes. Ladies can't resist the bit, strong, spar types! They'll be putty in your hands. See how many you can get at once. Don't worry about being an ass*ole. If anything, they would be the ones if they refuse to send you nudes! Be sure to treat them terribly while you're at it. Trust me, they love this sort of thing. Threaten to pixelly divorce them in Onnet if they don't submit. Ladies will be lining up in no time. Last but not least: another important thing to do to look good at sparring while not actually be good at sparring is to join. A guild with only two letters or is some form of adjective. Hang out with other people who look like good sparrers. Do all of these things with them, and you'll like an amazing pro without ever setting foot in an actual queue ever again! Edit: Lmao |
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Lie about how u smoke weed 24/7 and say u play other games than graal but u actually pretend to be afk in the battle arena but just stare at your screen for 10 hours a day. And pretend to like and play american football and basketball.
Also put a period at ur name for example: neil. |
1) dont reply to PMs
2) write a really confusing status 3) Join a three or two letter guild (e.g. BO)..the guild name must also be in caps 4)wear all black 5)be a total whackjob 6) make a guild and don't recruit anyone. Be sure to emphasize the exclusiveness of recruitment in guild news 7)suck up to the other no lifers |
also go "lol hacker" after every spar
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Say "ez" after every spar u win.
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You guys are silly! Why have a name when you can not have a name at all? That's the secret!
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Whenever someone loses a spar, walk up to them and say "lmao b0y ur ez af". They will respond with a raging comment, then just keep saying "stfu b0y". Did I mention that you call everybody "b0y"?
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lmao fk this thread is so true
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lmao lmao lmao 1v1 me nub delaying garbage (how was that?)
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You forgot to be very defensive about your theological beliefs.
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lmao pc noob spar me on iphone u fkin old man |
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Another great way...*Gets beat* Whatever dude I don't even care I'm so pr0 on era
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u can also not move at all after u win/lose
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you also must have 'played since 09' in your status even if you haven't
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k, i think i know where the trend of having no name originated from
edit: im jk yo.. dont h8t on the playurr! But this clearly shows why other people think its cool to have no name :D edit: posted the wrong pic. check it now! edit: lol this is Thallen's guild rofl...i just realized! edit: they have so much influence in the sparring community that I'm willing to bet that if they wore a specific shield for a day that a new trend will follow in the future. its kinda cool i guess :P |
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^ ya sorry i don't know what that means.
edit: tl dr = too long didn't read? lol |
Was making a joke.
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Pretend u played graal since 2001
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