A Communist Christmas
 

The following is a little unrealistic idea to get rid of "gift4gift-ers," present scammers, gifting guilds, and other bastards who try to cheat the system:

Basically, everyone gets the same number of gifts.
Gift prices will be raised to 1000-1500.
All gifts that players buy will be added to a community pool. The total number of gifts bought/added to this contribution will be displayed to keep integrity.
On Christmas Day, when the gift stands close, all the gifts that were pooled together will be equally distributed to all players who bought at least one gift.

Yes, players who only contributed one gift will get the same amount as everyone else. But what if everyone has the same mentality and only buys one gift? Then the average will be a lot lower, and it will be a sad Christmas :(. So if you want more gifts, then everyone will have to be feeling generous.

Ya, this system would be just as flawed as the current, but it would make for an interesting social experiment.

That would take all fun out of giving to friends.

The title says "communist." Its not supposed to be fun
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A Dictator Christmas
 

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s

Must spread rep.

A shadowfox Christmas

On such a horrific event, I will set fire to your homes and loot them. And those who resist the enslavement process will be publicly decapitated by a dull bladed axe.
After removing those who resist from the picture, those who I simply dislike for any reason will be sent to the newly built prisons. In these prisons, new prisoners will be subjected to an intiation including being doused in animal urine, feces, and will have a finger/toe cut off for each letter in their first name. Meals will consist of artificially colored (gray) mashed potatoes with a mix of feces to make it more gruel like.

Those who refuse to accept their privelage of a meal at all, will be sent to the basement of the prison and used in scientific experiments and will be subjected to water torture.


Aside form the prisons, I will demolish multiple cities with a wrecking ball. Miley Cyrus reference unintended, get over it already.
To ensure the mass murdering if the groups inside these cities, I will see to it that all possible exits are blocked off and I will slowly isolate the groups of people into smaller areas of the city. To put this into effect, I'll send out people to search for anybody who is sick, disabled, or ,mentally Ill. Those people will be removed immediately to make the city cleansing faster and more effective. Then I will break apart individual families by taking adults, then children. If children have no parents to care for them, they will likely die off quicker.


After isolating them into the very ends of the city, I will close it off and begin to burn it all down. I'll then send out a search team to make sure there are no survivors. After that, we will inspect the sewers for any clever little people hiding there. Those people will be publicly hanged.


Anybody who tries to get in the way of this chirstmas plan, will be crucified on a wooden stake.


Happy holidays.

(Inspired by rorrim)

Dear god I should have spell check that x.x

Keep that sh*t on delteria, sire.

This thread turned upside down like instantly.

The funny thing about this post is that the only people invited to my party where high ranking delteria admins.
Besides, this dictator Christmas will be so successful that all the servers will be begging to be enslaved by president rorriM.

Communist Christmas for ya.

No, this idea is going against christmas entirely ewwwww!

what if... get this... there just WASN'T christmas?

I guess you could say it came in like a wrecking ball

saw that video. Love it

Well, This thread has walked the plank before i even arrived..

I like this idea more than OP's.

enslave pls

This is what people see this thread titled as: A Communist Christmas
How I see this thread: Somebody gift me please

Alright, because you insist.

No, This is going exactly as I planned.
http://images.yellowmagpie.com/wp-co...Christmas.jpeg

Then you have completely missed the point of this thread, and the fate of Shadow Fox's Christmas shall fall upon you.

I'm kind of leaning towards if we wanna be greedy and buy ourselves gifts we should be able to. After all its our gralats and we should be able to spend them how we want.

I do like twilits Idea tho its very interesting. I'm sure there are big groups of people hat chasers or other wise that will be gifting each other as much as possible to get every possible item you could get this Christmas. If you have a solid guild full of players gifting each other and the limit is 5 each then thats 120 presents just right there alone.

oooooooooooo owned

^ this, yes. rep to the dictatorship xmas.

I'm so pleased all of you have been so fooli.... I mean cooperative. Luckily this dictatorship Christmas has been implemented on classic, era, and zone. Coincidently, delteria rejected my idea in favor of shadowfox's Christmas.
So here's some improvements you guys can look forward to resulting from the dictator Christmas.
-Zone will have an increased player count, but nobody will notice due to their already massive amount of players
-era will loose roughly 83.4% of their player count, due the mass murder of all jerks in my kingdom
-classic will have some new content, rejoice

Thank you and have a fantastic Christmas, hail president rorriM

I thought you all were trying to ignore my post :blush:

I got an idea
How about, you make a section of classic thats all poor and stuff, and then a rich, poor, and midd class side. Then have them pointing nuke shots at eachother. The rich side be all like OMFG COMMUNIST! ANYONE WHO WEARS RED IS A COMMI! And then the poor dudes be all like, wtf, is that more than 5,000 graalets you have there and a custom body and head? YOU CAPITALIST PIG YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, gets thrown out the window having the default head and naked. All beaten up, then a horse comes along and runs you over.

I call it, the Classic Read Scare

I enjoyed reading this
I have no idea what the hell it was about though... It's 3:40 in the morning though...

Obviously you haven't studied the Russian revolution or the Chinese communist revolution

I simply read it at a time when I was sleep deprived, and it my mind was unable to process it

You lost me at 'Gift prices will be raised'

Why do I have to spread so much rep....

I know that feel bro, i typed in the read scare instead of the red scare.

Lmfao!

Will there be welfare? If so sign me up. #foodstampsforhats