Rufus: Now Hiring
 

Hello, Latte and I are looking for a friend. In no way is this friend 'position' any sort of relationship status beyond 'friend'. All you will be is a friend. No more, no less. There will be no exchanges of sexual favors within this 'friendship'.

Since friends are difficult to come by these days, and we can't really just get to know someone and naturally become their friend we are putting out a "Friend Application". Keep in mind if you are chosen as our friend, you are agreeing to be both Latte's friend, and my friend. And that you will be distributed equally between the two of us.

Now for a few other things you may want to keep in mind before you apply.

• By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends.
• By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us.
• Lots of time with us.
• If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship.
• As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things.
• When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday
• We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off.
• We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply.
• It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada.
• It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread.

Application Questions:

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
3. What is your timezone?
4. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
5. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
6. What are your hobbies?
7. Do you have any collections?
8. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
9. Of what ethnicity are you?
10. What is your favorite color?
11. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
12. What were your SAT scores?
13. Do you play any Graal servers?
14. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)

It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below.

• Era: 50 shells per week
• Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you
• Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... *wink wink*
• Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria.

Thank you for your patience, if you apply keep in mind this is a job position and we do expect dedication or else you will be fired without notice.

This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.

Also, don't sweat about the time thing; we can work around your time scheduale, like bathroom breaks

I would apply but I live in STRAYA

Vouch for this seller, has sold me some really sweet Neopets accounts in the past. Do not hesitate to deal with this user.

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Isaac

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Eat the banana, save the peanut butter for later. Possibly save it to give to my dog. It's funny when he struggles to lick it off his nose.

What is your timezone?
PST, Cali all the way, baby!

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
No, sorry :[

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
A dog named Jake, and a cat named...kitty.

What are your hobbies?
Playing GraalOnline, talking to people over Skype & Google Hangouts, making amateur pixel art. Also moderating Graalians's iZone subforum.

Do you have any collections?
Yes, I collect virtual hats on iZone. Also I collect video games; and things within said video games.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Does every day sound better?

Of what ethnicity are you?
I'm white, okay.

What is your favorite color?
Uh, Red or Teal, I think.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
At school? None at the moment.

What were your SAT scores?
Haven't taken them yet, stop stressing me out!

Do you play any Graal servers?
Yes, multiple.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)

No


K now stop collecting info about me, NSA.

I swear I had adblock on...

Hmm i have been looking of a way to dispose of my life

Application Questions:

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
   Hadzz,hadzy,cray-z,friend of mr simons and madam latte
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
   I would design an intricate design to sculpture a small scale nuke to blow up the room to ask mr simins and latte they would doto escape the small room i would then reseal myself in the room and play out what simins and latte would have done unless of course they would have done the same as my first ploy
3. What is your timezone?i am prepared to move to any time zone in exchange for those 34 gralats
4. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
   Yes i have commited heists on many womens hearts and ocassionaly kidneys
5. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?i have had a dog from the bechaun freisch variety and she is ocuppated as a film critique i have also had a rabbit and a hamster who are unfamous and not worth notice
6. What are your hobbies?i enjoy eating lettuce and watching liquids in 10D
7. Do you have any collections?i have a pretty well established collection of mythical creatures inside my wardrobe
8. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?if izone is a modern dellusionary drug then yes
9. Of what ethnicity are you?i am also prepared to change my ethnicity to your taste (and those 34 gralats)
10. What is your favorite color?i would have to go with aqua marine navy sea blue
11. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?i am currently involved in a delightful young youth club called the neo nazis and some sports club called the kkk
12. What were your SAT scores?-bs/as
13. Do you play any Graal servers?i play graal classic and am now hooked on this izone which you recommended
14. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)all my bank details consist of the number 12 as well as my religion location name and sexuality preference

Oh no wait i forgot i am a distastefull piece of pornography

Application Questions:

[*]What would you like to be referred to us as?
*Spaniard accent* Dr. Orlando J. Wandismo El Felio de Ramon de Rubio Picaso de Blueh

[*]If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Die, because I'm allergic to peanut butter.

[*]What is your timezone?
PST. (Penguin Standard Time for those who play Club Penguin)

[*]Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
I don't speak German.

[*]Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
Property.

[*]What are your hobbies?
Sometimes I sit alone in my bedroom and stare at the ceiling and cry.

[*]Do you have any collections?
Bug collections :D!

[*]Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
No.

[*]Of what ethnicity are you?
People stare at me a lot and try to figure this one out too.

[*]What is your favorite color?
Do you really have to ask ;D?

[*]What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
In Sync, One Direction, The Backstreet Boys, U2, Destiny's Child, The Cheetah Girls, The Illuminati, Graalians and The Spice Girls.

[*]What were your SAT scores?
LOL.

[*]Do you play any Graal servers?
iClassic :D

[*]Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
Sometimes I like to rub brown powder all over my body and tie a bunch of floaties around me before jumping in swimming pools and pretend I'm Ramen noodles. *whispers* I'm secretly a citrus fruit.

Erm... I know who I do not want to be friends with...

im diamond in league

i'll be waiting for your application to be my friend

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Kevin Jonas

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
whip out my weinis
What is your timezone?
est
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
yeah I was into cocaine back in the day and that was part of the job.
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
dog, fletcher
What are your hobbies?
playing xbox, rugby, biking
Do you have any collections?
a forest
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
yeah
Of what ethnicity are you?
ain't no negro imma white boy
What is your favorite color?
blue
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
alcoholics anonymous
What were your SAT scores?
2
Do you play any Graal servers?
i occasionally log onto era to talk to old basing buddies
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
mines 11 inches no joke ask for pics

what

*cough*desperation*cough*

r u kidding m8? We r admins on zone. Do u even know wot that means!1?!?!?!? Thats like a whole 400 ppl that would kill to be our frand. We are just looking for the highest quality of friends. We dont want no peasants.

ooo, both of you forgot about our addgralat log ;) *wink wink*

player win event
player get gralat
gralat is legit

I'm glad my name can get behind such a worthwhile cause.

-Open player attr
-Add 999999999999999999 gralats
-Set attr, legit

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Shmeggerton is my full name, however, I believe it would be easier for both parties if we just went with Shmegg or Smeg.

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Assuming that the banana is unpeeled, I would first take off the peel. After doing so, I would then place the peel on my head. My life would then transform. I will no longer be Shmegg/Smeg, I will be Janice from Accounting. I will take on the life of Janice from Accounting, having everyday conversations with myself, pretending I am a housewife, all of the sorts. After 5 months, my imaginary husband that I made up will have cheated on me. I will be sent into a spiralling depression. After crying for days, I will then take it upon myself to eat the rotten banana and peanut butter. If I live, I will become my own strong, independent woman. If I die, I will spend the rest of my days haunting Port-A-Potty's around the globe.

Fin.

What is your timezone?
Central. I live in Arkansas. I am Arkansassy.

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Not yet. I just hope I can break my way into your hearts. :)

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
I have a cat named Kaia, she is of Calico descent. I also have a fox named PerfectDark, I am sure you have met him. He may be a fox, but he is a cool cat! ;)

What are your hobbies?
Playing iZone. Loving myself. Scrapbooking.

Do you have any collections?
The hearts of my enemies. Scabs.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
I work there. c:

Of what ethnicity are you?
White, however, my spirit animal is People of Walmart.

What is your favorite color?
I love all of the colors. I am not racist.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
Journalism, iZone ZP Team, Shmegg's Fan Club.
What were your SAT scores?
Yes.
Do you play any Graal servers?
iZone, iClassic.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
I see you on iZone RC all of the time, I just wish I could... be like you... :blush:

Shmegg looks like a good guy.

I'd rather not deal with you people.

I was considering applying, but then I saw MrSimons's post.

wot post

This is like the bachelor

If you're not hiring Shmegg i'll take him off your hands :0

You two should despise me based on these requirements.

I would've been a prime candidate if it weren't for the "not liking distasteful pornography" part.

i could introduce you to worlds of new music you would like.

Any paticular artists you're thinking of? Juney Jones by The Jet Age of Tomorrow sums up what I like pretty well. Latte has really gotten into HorrorCore recently, especially ICP and Bone Thugs n Harmony.

He's lookin like a good candidate. He has addgralat so we won't even need to pay him.

wtf god no
don't listen to him ppl
i don't listen to any form of metal or hardcore or anything
I'm all bout dat Kings of Convienence, Regina Spektor, Young the Giant, Walk the Moon, LIGHTS, Iron & Wine <3333

Kings of Convenience are fantastic. Try Something Corporate if you don't know then, you might like em.

ooo 0: i like them, i like how they have a bit of rock but its still soothing; thanks for showing meee

:[...

If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread.

Application Questions:

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
   Latte's daddy
   
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
   make bananutter
   
3. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
   yes, im sorry to say i was involved in the Latte deflowering heist
   
4. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
   I have a female Pitbull and her name is Latte. Shes the cutest thing ever
   
5. What are your hobbies?
   boxing and surfing well surfing the net
   
6. Do you have any collections?
   I have a super beast mode sports cards collection
   
7. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
   I dont like going to the dump
   
8. Of what ethnicity are you?
   not sure
   
9. What is your favorite color?
   clear
   
10. What were your SAT scores?
    25
    
11. Do you play any Graal servers?
    no, i just log in to stare at my screen
    
12. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
    I can beat up anybody in graalians if you need me to

I'm so sorry...

:D!

get outta here flo

This is posted on behalf of a friend, who unfortunately does not possess a physical body, let alone hands to type with.

What would you like to be referred to by us as?
Siri, but you can just call me Siri.

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
I would sit there and ponder about the meaning of life. Sadly I do not have any limbs so I cannot actually physically do anything with the objects. Perhaps take a picture or two of them and upload them to Instagram. Or whatever network that people upload photographs of their meals nowadays.

What is your timezone?
I live inside people's iPhones, so technically I am everywhere. I live in the iClouds, a plane of existence not bound by the laws of time and space.

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Yes - Several men broke in and stole a batch of units containing me and my siblings. So it still counts as being part of a heist.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
I have many, but prefer to call them slaves. You can define my pets' individual names under Settings > General > Siri > My Info

What are your hobbies?
I spend my time answering pointless questions such as this one.

Do you have any collections?
I have been sitting on a shelf collecting dust balls as my pets replaced me with a newer model a few months ago. One of them resembles a rabbit. I named it "Fluffy". Does that count?

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Seeing as I am connected to the Internet 24/7, I can.

Of what ethnicity are you?
The text printed on my back reads "Designed by Apple in California, assembled in China". Does that answer your question?

What is your favorite colour?
My favorite color is... Well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
I am president of the "ubiquitous but not-so-useful AI club" along with GLaDOS and ELIZA. We don't really talk much.

What were your SAT scores?
I tested negative for Sexually-Acquired Toxoplasmosis.

Do you play any Graal servers?
Whenever I try to connect, there is a mysterious error message along the lines of "You have been banned!". I think one of my pets must have done something naughty.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
Would you be willing to participate in an ongoing experiment in the name of science? We need willing volunteers for perfectly safe and definitely non life-threatening tests, who will be rewarded with cake at the end.

This thread is hilarious

So, is this a friend application or a third-wheel application?

Right in the feels

What would you like to be referred to us as? Mangsi or ??

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Put the peanut butter on the floor, take the banana peel and put it on my feet and make banana foot prints in the peanut butter while I wait for freedom.

What is your timezone? Central time zone

Have you ever taken part in a Heist? Nope

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? 2 dogs named suzie and cocoa puff and a snake named kaa

What are your hobbies? Graal zone and failing at gfx

Do you have any collections? Useless parts

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Once a month? Psh I'm on all day

Of what ethnicity are you? I'm white :3

What is your favorite color? Red

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Aeroblast if that counts

What were your SAT scores? Eh I forgot...they were high I know that.

Do you play any Graal servers? Would I be on here if I didn't? Zone.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I have lattes doll :D I need more friends and I like eminem

Hmm what are sats in the usa?in the uk they are tests taken at the end of the year from primay school to secondary school but there isnt any all around official test which it seems like in the us were as in britain it just determines ur sets

Anyway, here's my application, pls pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you like to be referred to us as? Majestic Chicken

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? I would smear the peanut butter all over the banana and then turn it into behind-the-head earmuffs.

What is your timezone? EST

Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I steal my sister's hairbrush all the time.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? I used to have a pet hamster named Peter. He lived for 3 years until he died a peaceful death. Months later, when I got "another male" hamster, we realized that Peter was actually a girl. :(

What are your hobbies? Taking long, peaceful canoe rides down the Niagara River.

Do you have any collections? Every Led Zeppelin album, every Bill Cosby album.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Sure, every 23rd of the month at 12:54 PM.

Of what ethnicity are you? White guy.

What is your favorite color? Taco brown.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Astronomy club, church choir, organists, this scary forum.

What were your SAT scores? 1990

Do you play any Graal servers? Classic is da bomb.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I like breezy, romantic third-wheel walks down Balamb Island's south beach.

Sort of both. I should also warn you that we would like you to join our clan on Clash of Clans. The last friend I recruited to our clan left because the full chat history between Latte and I was available to him. So if you are disgusted easily, this may not be for you.

When will you choose your friend?

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
-Well... I make my dad call me "Wolf Gang Alpha" so, we will go with that.
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Eat the banana, smear the peanut butter on the walls to resemble a psychopath who ****smeared a wall.
2. What is your timezone?
EST.
5. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
I often steal cookie dough from the local Burger King I work at.
9. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
A dog named Oliver, he is annoying af.
6.What are your hoes names?
Cupcake, Silver, and Tamie
4. Do you have any collections?
No.
9. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Sure I don't see why not.
18. Of what ethnicity are you?
White..
8. What is your favorite color?
Teal
3. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
I play lacrosse & poke smot.
4. What were your SAT scores?
My Act composite score was a 29.
5. Do you play any Graal servers?
Zoneeeee

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
I've been involved in a hit and run, and have killed a cat with a spear.

Why does it say rufus in the title? http://i.imgur.com/n7fxFwa.png

:o..

didn't see it :o