How to Achieve Immortality (confirmed working)
 

Wish upon a shooting star that you're going to die

Tell someone your wish

Congrats! You are now immortal!

It actually worked!

i tried this, can confirm it works. I shot myself in the head, lived without going to ER. Now I'm walking around with a giant hole in my head.

Get well soon

I'm pretty sure bathing in coconut oil and drinking cranberry juice is the true secret to immortality.

Dive into the Lazarus Pits duh

How can this be legit?

Seriously, there's no vampires involved.

because i have a giant bullet hole in my head and I'm still living.

I can also confirm that this works. I have pulled out my spine, and am walking around town. People call me the human slinky.

This thread is such bs. The shooting star killed my friend before he could wish on it.

He has to make the wish before it lands, sorry

I tried this and just slit my wrists, lets see what happens!

Can still confirm working as of August 9 2015

Can confirm!

I haven't tried this yet, but there's not really evidence to show that I am not immortal. I've gotten by a couple decades now, I may very well have a few thousand awaiting me.

I only have a few days to live... damn you! I will kill the shooting star

ya know, i heard a pinecone a day keeps the grim reaper away, extra insurance doesnt hurt, unless you have issues with consuming a pinecone