Looking for/creating Guild
 

Hello, I havent towered with a guild permanently with a guild for about 2 years now. Lately I've been getting the itch to get back into it. I would love to create a guild if there are people here that would be willing to join and tower with me. If not what guilds are towering right now that doesn't have a terrible reputation and has players that arent all 14 years old? (Im not going to point fingers but we all know what guilds from the forums im talking about.) If anyone one would like to join a guild or has suggestions please leave them here!

Join PK Bfm once it is created

what are the tower hours of the guild you are in?

I would say BFM but they probably wouldn't let you join.

No one cares about BFM. Stop posting about it.
If you reply to this message it will spiral into a thread about bfm sucking.
So don't.

Back to the OP; I'd happily join, though I want to help Shimazu for a bit more.
I'd advise making this guild once a few more guilds are finished as there are more loyal, fun and good tower enthusiasts to go around.

Looking for/creating Guild
 

You're right. I shouldn't rub it in your face that BFM is better than any guild you've been in. Please forgive me my friend.

I have a guild called noob killerz that I'm building up. It's not an easy guild to get into though.
Requirements:
*Minimum 1000 hours
*Minimum 10000 kills
*Must have over 100 spar kills
*Must have positive spar record
*Must beat other guild members 25 times in sparring
*Must be active.
*Must have good internet connection
*No cussing
*Must not be rude to other members
*Must farm in guild house for at least 1 hour before joining.
*Must complete noob challenge
*Baking a cake is not required because it's whack
*Must attend at least one guild meeting per month.
*Must have video saying guild pledge, or photo of guild pledge hand written (if ugly member is not required to be in photo)
*Must not do drugs unless prescribed but a certified doctor and/or may assist in better performance in the game

If you are interested in joining Noob Killer and feel you meet all the requirements you are welcome to contact me.

I believe I have better luck joining the KKK than joining your guild. Keep up your high standards its good screening.

That's why Isis will eventually be defeated and my guild won't. They rush things, I'm more strategic.

Did you really just go there?

Why would you want to join the kkk? Are you a racist? Do they even have requirements to get in than having a low iq?


Someone had mentioned it but looks like they edited their comment

You just tried to pull a joke about isis (was not funny) and you call him racist? :P

0 strategy in towering at all, really. Doesn't even show how good a guild is, just how much life they waste away at a tower. That's the difference between towering and spar. You can throw your guild into a gs arena and lose every single time, but you can throw your guild at a tower enough and eventually you'll hit a goal.

*note* I don't mean "you" as in your personal guild, whatever it is, just a second person view.

That's not a joke, it's a fact based on strong evidence.

Can you please show me this evidence?

Nice now you call me a person with a low IQ, please read everything you have posted on these forums. A mindless animal is more intelligent than you.

praise

I say everyone who hates pac man vs BFM in a GS

Actually, not necessarily. Let me make this simple for you.. Spar is like a short race, towering is like a marathon. They're very similar except towering requires more dedication and a long term strategy. Therefore towering is clearly more challenging.

Sure you can "throw your guild at a tower and eventually hit goal". But that's assuming the opposing guild that you are throwing your guild at is an easy opponent to conquer .

It's limited to 5v5, not 654234643 to 1

I didn't say you have a low iq. I was trying to say one of the requirements to get into the kkk is to have a low iq. Are you saying you're qualified to get into the kkk?


Are you really trying to defend ISIS?

Could you tell me where you got the requirement from? Maybe you applied and they felt bad for you due to your lack of intelligence thus telling you that's a requirement so you don't get sad.

Tell me, what kind of strategy do you need to tower in Graal? Is it to enter your house before you recruit someone? Lag block? I don't know...What kind of strategy?

No, I asked for evidence you said that it was just a plain comment backed up by evidence

Didn't quote pacman because the post would be too long.

Oh buddy.
In advance, I apologise for the long post.
When text is green, that means it's something pacman has said.

*Minimum 1000 hours
5 of your members hours are private.
5 of your members have less than 1000 hours
In fact, only three of your members have 1000+ hours.

*Minimum 10000 kills
Only 8 of your members have 10k+

*Must have over 100 spar kills
Only 5 of your members have 100 spar wins, and your spar went from 42-67 to 111-67 in a few days. Tell me that's not boosting.
Also, if you can't win against me no way did you get those wins properly.

*Must have positive spar record
Only 4 of your members have a positive spar record.

*Must beat other guild members 25 times in sparring
http://i.imgur.com/bzjqRKq.png?1
If this kid beat you and all your guild members 25 times, then your 111-67 spar is definitely boosted.

*Must be active.
All your members with 1k+ kills aren't even on your tag.

*Must have good internet connection
If you say so.

*No cussing
I'm not sure if your guild members do cuss or not, pretty lame rule if you ask me. Your guild should be the one place you're allowed to say a word worse than poop without getting banned.

*Must not be rude to other members
Considering how rude and stuck up you are to people on this forum, I'm pretty sure you're not going to change in your guild.

**Must farm in guild house for at least 1 hour before joining.
Because all of your members totally did this.

*Must complete noob challenge
The challenge I did? If so that doesn't take skill with regards to graal.

*Must attend at least one guild meeting per month.
Not sure about this one, have no way to disprove it.

*Must have video saying guild pledge, or photo of guild pledge hand written (if ugly member is not required to be in photo)
This pledge obviously means nothing as the majority of your guild aren't on tag.

Must not do drugs unless prescribed but a certified doctor and/or may assist in better performance in the game
I wasn't aware graal steroids existed.

That's why Isis will eventually be defeated and my guild won't. They rush things, I'm more strategic.
Your obviously rushed your rules, they're dumb imo lol.

Picture proof in case you remove your post: http://i.imgur.com/EifRmcz.png?1

-Blu

First, did you understand that I was not saying you have a low IQ or are you stuck on that?

Second, why do you want to know the requirements of the kkk? Are you trying to join?

I believe I'm the correct person for this, the main strategy is just preventing the enemy from reaching your flag or reaching it with low health. That is all other than that towering lacks any strategy. You can do it in different ways but thats the ultimate goal in any tower so I would say Spar requires much more planning and flexibility than towering.

Which every single one is.

Also, you don't do well at towering with skill, you can easily just recruit a ton of people and take it and just sit there. There's not any form of strategy at all, just run at it with more people and you win. Then sit there with more people and you win. There are exceptions to every rule, but about 95% of the time this is how things work there.

Spar is different. You don't get good at spar simply by spending a lot of time doing it, you actually have to improve. There are people who are deemed "good" at towering but would probably suck at every aspect of graal without manipulation over noobs to increase numbers.

Nah man stop making a strawman fallacy argument, did I say I wanted to join? no I stated its easier to get into the KKK, secondly when did I agree with you about the IQ? I never did I questioned thats not getting stuck on something.

The pledge wtf!? and the Drugs haha, he's such a troll

Dear Blu,
You make it sound like the noob challenge is easy but there is one fact that remains... You tried it and failed. You say that I'm mean here, no I'm not. I'm nothing but friendly to everyone here. The issue is that some mbira are very prideful and hate proving them wrong. That doesn't mean I'm mean, that just means they need to humble themselves.

I didn't want to disclose this information here, but I'm going to let you in on a little secret of Noob Killerz. Members are encouraged but not required to create a new account specifically for the guild. It shows the ultimate dedication. Plus the member can keep try of stats that were done specially for the guild.


I've been in guilds where all they want to talk about is drugs. I don't really care for that. I want people to have a clear mind when playing. The pledge is to show dedication and so that the member can take pride in what he/she is doing. You wouldn't understand that though.

What is the reason for them being "encouraged" to hop on a noob account and then join your guild? or is this just some lame ass excuse for you not getting any "pro" members?

Pacman if anyone has done drugs it's you buddy.

Also Pac Man, how come you won 50+ straight spars and didn't lose a single one? Are you that good? or is it just simple boosting?

Pac Man, we should really skype some time :) see how tough you are

I only have an inhaler for my asthma.


I'm not sure how skype will show toughess but sure.. What's your skype? I have kik now too. It doesn't matter to me. Are you going to tough talk to me Skype? Lol please do. Too bad you don't live in my area. I would meet up with you in person and let you tell me about toughness. You know I can bench 315 right?

The noob challenge is a maze of sort, moving your way through your guild house without touching water.
I admit, it's a fun and unique challenge that I really enjoyed but it doesn't prove skill.

The guild just started, it has pros but don't worry it'll continue to grow. Soon you will be making an effort to join but after all the kaka talking you've been doing here I dunno bro, I might not let you in. You better change your attitude if you want in.

lol how many plates is that?:D

6 45lb plates plus a 45lb bar


Yeah it does prove skill because it shows how well you can control your player.

I'm sure Daniel-son thought waxing cars wouldn't help him either...

:D:'(:'(

I doubt you can. I do bodybuilding 3 times a week and I have seen a few people raise 315lb. I'd like to see that, really.
You are playing too much to raise that amount of lb, since you practically need "daily" training.

I'd believe you if you posted a video saying
"I'm pacman"
then show us

I do body building 6 times a week. The reason 315 sounds impossible to you is because you only lift 3 times a week.


Don't worry a video will come. I go to 24hour fitness and they don't allow cameras so I have to find a time when I can go later and there are less staff watching.

All this agument, and for what? To prove some false skill lol.

really 315 lb? Judging from your profile pic you aren't the most fit person.

Lol!!! That's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all day.

1. I am very fit
2. You don't know which ones me
3. I'm very fit in that pic, but that pic is also from last summer. I've grown buddy.

Is 315 something that seems impossible to you? With a mentality like that you'll never lift half of what I lift.


Show your pic, let's see how fit you are...

I never said it was impossible, I just said you're too much of a weakling to be able to lift 315lb.

You act like it's impossible. Judging by your posts, I bet you give up on a lot of things. Man, you can do anything in life if you want. You can be a winner, you don't have to be a loser all your life. I want you to win, but you gotta believe in yourself. You gotta tell yourself, "yes, I can do it!" Then you will have success. Trust me man, I'm only trying to help.

Post a pic of yourself. I'd love to see how for you are. I'm not even trying to make fun of you. We all gotta start some where, and even if you are weak, it doesn't mean you have to be that way forever. I'm here for you man.

Ignores comments about him boosting lol

Unless you are US high requirements is a bad idea.
I was in a guild that had a whole ceremony to get in, it died quickly.

players don't generally like that.If you wish to add rules add basic ones like no offtaging, don't be rude have 1k hours.

So can you guys go argue in a different thread, im just looking for or creating a guild would rather talk about that.

My brain hurts from the stupidity

This thread was for making a guild/joining one

btw pk bfm was created like 12 hrs ago