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Post a joke that makes you smile.
I will go first.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.********* *
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A racecar driver, a firefighter and a proctologist sit down at a table.

The racecar driver says, "I drive a racecar."

The firefighter says, "I drive a fire truck."

And the proctologist says, "I drive a brown probe."

colin . kappa

kappa = river-child, can confirm I am a river child given my geographical area

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten- Tickles (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) - (/u/farmerbrown2323)

I'm at soup.

Anal soup

A black and Hispanic guy jump off a building, who wins?

Society.

a jokeee, my educatiooonsysteeeem.

Kappa = https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/fI...s128-h128-e365

my go to joke:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock
Who's there
Gary V (famous singer in my country
Gary V Who
Why you Gary V so ruuuuuuude...
Gary V-lieve in Magic

what do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

Oh stop with these jokes. Its so boron

I have no jokes

But you're a clown =O

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What do you call a graal player with a social life?


Fantasy

What do you call a person with multiple talents and skills?

Legendary. dats me mofo

Thallen is chasing Maeby around graal. Maeby keeps evading Thallen until they complete three laps around the gmap.

Upon completing their third lap, Rufus pops out of the burger refuge.

"Would you two stop?! Seriously, I've been watching you two chase each other for hours!" Maeby and Thallen just stop and are staring at Rufus, awe-struck.

"So anyway, I owe you each three wishes I suppose. Why don't you two learn to cooperate peacefully and take turns making wishes? I'll start with you, Thallen."

Thallen grins and says, "I would love to be the biggest and strongest male player that there ever was in graal!"

POOF! Thallen grows to a massive size.

Maeby looks at Thallen, scratches her chin, and thinks for a bit before making her first wish, "I wish I had the fastest mount in graal!"

POOF! A speed of light mount appears underneath Maeby.

Thallen laughs at Maeby. What a stupid wish when you could have anything! He then says, "I wish I was the most handsome graal player that there ever was!"

POOF! Thallen’s features change until he is gorgeous with a long, flowing, and shiny coat of hair.

Maeby looks up to Rufus and says, "Could I have a trollface emoticon, so I can use it with my super fast mount?"

POOF! A trollface emoticon appears in Maeby’s inventory, and added to the hotkey for instant usage.

Thallen is laughing hard now, and even Rufus is chuckling. What silly wishes when you could have anything! Maeby stands there and grins, waiting for her third wish.

Thallen composes himself and for his final wish says, "Lastly, I would like for every other male graal player in the world to be a gorgeous female player!"

POOF! Male graal players of the world undergo an instantaneous gender transformation and all of the male graal players in the world (now all female) undergo various physical transformations until they are absolutely beautiful.

Rufus is giving Thallen a thumbs up for his wise wishes, while Thallen can hardly contain his excitement. The two finally look to Maeby and get ready for her last hilarious wish.

Rufus says, "Well, are you ready Maeby? Want a hat or something? Ha ha!"

Maeby looks up to Rufus, smiles really big, hits the trollface emoticon, and pointing at Thallen, "I wish that that old dude was gay!" before peeling off into Destiny on her speed of light mount.




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What's even worse than getting flawed in a spar? Having a frog stapled to your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Car? "Get in the Car"

*Knock* *Knock* "Who's there?" -Dave suddenly starts crying because he realizes due to his Grandmothers Alzheimer's she can no longer remember him.

Why did the young kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Jokes FTW

I find them so funny ahaa it's unbelievable.

They are funny in a not so funny way

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"No, stop it, please!"

My life is a joke.

Life is a joke. Whats the point of it? why live it to the fullest? I bet you a million bucks you will forget everything when you are reborn. The point? Se will never know. All your comic book collections? Worthless. Life is the true joke.
:P

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.


Got that from a Yo Momma joke website.

power of the internet

What's a blind persons favourite song?

See You Again

You invented tipp-ex? Correct me if I'm wrong

So...all of time and space,everything that ever happened or ever will-where do you want to start?
Trenzalore.

When Sword art online is real.

Ted Cruz winning the presidential election.

ha got em

xD Doctor Who?


Also since someone said a Yo Momma joke ima say a few from the top of my head.

Yo' Momma so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.
Yo' Momma so fat that she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yo' Momma so fat she wakes up in Sections.
Yo' Momma so ugly she makes blind people cry.

Dark humor, eh?

gotta love anti jokes