Guide to gitting gud at sparring
 

Step 1: Obtain $70 USD
Step 1a: Steal your mother or father's credit card or paypal info to pay for your iTunes

Step 2: Buy $70 worth of gralats

Step 3: Buy a BAR

Step 4: Lame the living **** out of the bottom of the spar.

Or just spend some time in era and buy a ak47 for only 1500 gralats, or spend some more time to get dual ap7 or m4 ;) .. You dont need to buy gralats to be good at spar ( and you need some skills too) era is not only p2w ...

^^ Pretty sure this was a joke thread.

Not much of a joke if it's unoriginal

How to be kool on Graalians.

Step 1: Model your thread after one of noroup's.

Step 2: Become noroup.

Step 3: Turn into a giant octopus that rages across the planet.

Step 4: Buy the Graalians domain.

Step 5: The end.

spend 19999999999999999999999$ usd and get the best gun in game the most expensive one yet

Stole my thread man

wat

Lies
By the time you can fight a guy with a bar you will b 80

how much would the graalians domain be worth rofl

500$ or more

Where's the gun again?

I bet if you donated $5000 to Toonslab you could convince Stefan to give you a super ****ing OP weapon that doesn't exist.

We lost Stefan, we only have Unixmad.

I remember last thing that happened but he came back it was like confusing but he was still doing ***t. Did something else happen after that?

With alot of money u can get a melee that does 50 dmg lmfao

What is "50 damage" I do not play "the era"

all of these posts in this thread
and not one is original and humorous

THE JOKE ------>

Your head

Your Intelligence ----->

Your head

This is technically correct. Buying guns can help you out.

But for real, if I was an Era player I'd spend money on it to get a decent gun - but I'm lazy so...

We'll be adding some more entertaining ways to acquire money in country-side so keep an eye out for that (sometime)

And a joke-thread needs humour to make it jokey?

http://i.imgur.com/yc2NKIY.png

(Comic edited from http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/03/05)

Hahaha Reno. And DarkKnight, the usual.

Oh, I should add that it's possible to get OP weapons if you're a staff and you "work hard" as a PR or actually do work as a developer

"work hard" "pr" same sentence

You should read a guide called "How to git gud at bein funny" maybe you will learn something. :)

Also, can I just add that I find it hilarious how you hate every server other than the playerworlds version of era? If You have a problem with others opinions just Deal with it. They can like what they want. <3 Oh, and Your setting a bad example on Pc era. ;)

You're* making iEra look bad with your atrocious grammar.

<3 Can't come up with anything so you judge someone by their grammar 10/10

You honestly want to waste my time attempting to retort to an angry sub-13 year old trying to defend a ****ing horrible server? Nice try, pal!

You're setting a ****ing awful example for the next generation of players. Maybe you should read a guide called "gitting gud at being polite".

You make me laugh, Treating iGraal players like trash. If you dislike iEra you should respect others for their opinion. Besides, If your actual staff for Pc era they must really have low standards on who they pick.

I treat you like trash because you have demonstrated with three posts that you are trash. Now please, shut the **** up and go back to BAR laming.

I don't use a BAR though, Your probably upset because Old era has a really low playercount. Deal with it.

Here's what DK does in his home server PC Era to get good at sparring!:D

1. Steal his mom or dads credit card.
2. USD and buy an MP5 or whatever he can get his hands on.
3. Lame the living **** out of the bottom of the spar.

Take more money.

Get slapped.

sword spam. Gg