SKT For President
 

Hi.

I am running for Zone President.

What is this you may ask?

I want to voice the people in a matter of sorts.

Since yall lazy MF who don't say anything and then wonder why Zone isn't improving.

But I can't take on the title without approval from the people.

And money. I need money. *


So what do you say?

Like you can go with a lot worse...

Remember. #AVoteForMeIsAVoteForAWhiteCollegeStudentWhoIsAthl eticAndIsDemographicallyDiverseSoICanRepresentFair lyWithoutSteeringTooMuchFromTheGeneralOpinion.(Slo gan is still a WIP)

#MakeZoneGreatAgain

#DontVoteForAnybodyThisElection #TheyAllSuck #EvenTheModerates

-what was this thread? Idk.-

I vote no

Pig I was going to let you be in my cabinet too D:

I accept nothing short of 'Supreme Overlord'

No, you're the zonian reincarnation of Trump

I always thought I was more like Ted Cruz.

Or at least if we are going by the Republican Party.

I mostly identify as Fidel Castro.

zone is a dystopian dictatorship ffs

Sorry SKT, we all know that the almighty (Kim Jong Un)ixmad is the real dictator of Zone

The moment you get sworn into office I'm going to pick you up and throw you off the side of Zone to your death in Classic.

I cri erytiem.

Why you no vote para SKT, soy LeReali.

Like I don't even do drugs. I swear it. I only regularly inject battery acid.

Js, compared to FR, I at least know standard java and btl #shotsfiredpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpepwpewpepwpwpepwp epwpewpeppepwpepwepwpepppepepepeepepepedro

I wish murder was legal

As president I can enforce that!

#IsPKLegal?

Hey I'm your rival now free rippers to all who vote and if I win all players get soul burn

I don't vote for people who don't use commas.

Pass, You are going to make me pay taxes :(

Guys trust me.

I'm from the UK.

We are like the coolest nation.

Guys trust me.

Im part Asian.

Asians are smart.

Guys trust me.

I am American raised.

I know how to shoot a gun.

Plus I can actually act like a human and not a robot.

"it's coming soon."
"soon"
"being worked on"

#TashcoRubibot

See I would be more like.

"jk. Not even being worked on. Just leading yall to false pretenses so it looks like progress is happening."

See.

I'm honest too.

#SKT4President.

I think imma pick Pig as my VP k.

It'll split the ballot.

A cyborg... And a pig. It'll bring us all together.

May I ask why you put blank lines between every sentence your write ;o?

to make us loathe reading it even more.

I
Don't
Know.

Actually I do.

Its all mostly subconscious things, like how I come from Chicago and we basically double space everything(actually though. I've seen menus that are like quad spaced) so I like seeing the space, I tend to write really big in real life so, again, I like seeing the space, (only a random guess here,) I have tritanopia and whenever I do 'em on my Chromebook it makes fancy lines which I find amusing since they are literally the perfect shade of blue, I can type pretty fast(roughly 300 characters a minute) so when I press the enter button it's almost like a pause which is always fun, as a kid I played a lot of those typing games so I'm used to pressing enter after every sentence, etc etc.

Again, it's those are probably subconscious things going on, but I also do it on purpose because I like to elaborate my posts, and while people complain that I write too much, I find that for those that do read them- having spaces in between each topic helps.

I also like having spaces whenever I start using slang liek this. Kinda like wot I said before aboot le topics, for most of my posts there's always that one fancy paragraph where I use 3 year old spelling so it makes it easier to spot wot perts be legit and wot parts are for kekz.

Oh plus on Albion Forums(#BuyTheGame #IModThoseForums #IHaveTheBestJumpInGame #SomethingMoreSelfCenteredHere) I'm pretty sure we have 1.25 spacing forum wide, so again- I'm used to seeing the spaces.

Oh and this too.

So pig, what do you say. You can be the Joe Biden to my Obama.

I vote #No.

Love ya SKT, but still a no.

Oh poop. Mangsi BB, the all mighty Herman, said no, so I might as well end the campaign.

Wait a minute.

The fudge you mean No? I'm like your best sapiosexual friend who's married to someone not even near their IQ class but still loves them for their EQ. Like was that whole talk about love for nothing? Like it had nothing to do with me and my relationship, wasn't it clearly about how I was planning to mind control all of you to vote for me because #Illuminati?!

To think I wasted a whole half hour of my life talking to you about that. And my fool proof plan didn't even work. How?!

*checks notes*

Oh I see. I didn't play into affect that at the time you were having surgery. Yea. I should've added the 7 because of that... Whoops. My plan would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling X chromosomes!

Vote for mo

Zone sucks. Move on and hope that it's removed.

one could say the same about you.

#ZoneLivesMatter.

It's the server that struggles the most; graalians shouldn't put one another down, but instead be building bridges. Gasoline doesn't help a building burn any faster. It only allows more toxic fumes to be released to the neighbors. If a game like era began struggling, (and it actually has begun to decline once more recently)(at least we are consistently bad year-round) it's a given that toonslab would try to help it. Zone has been struggling for years now and we've gotten jack squat from them and just neglect from the other servers. I'm surprised this is the first time we've gotten paid artists to the tiles. Like are they implying we didn't even get the original one done by actual artists? That's ludicrous. #ZoneEquality #WeArePeopleToo