The 10 Spar Commandments (iclassic)
 

1. You shall not leave Super Nicks, unless going to Belle/Pub
2. You shall not make idols and suck up to join a spar guild
3. You shall not call Belle "Delta"
4. Remember the GST and log on
5. Honor the people who quit that helped you get better
6. You shall not ignore a friend when they say "gg"
7. You shall not marry somebody outside the spar community, their not cwl enough.
8. You shall not boost
9. You shall not VPN or hack
10. You shall not use other peoples accounts for statistic purpose

This is just a joke. Make your own though

this is not a joke. this is real bro THIS IS REEEL
#Sp4rsl1fe

I managed to follow #1 for at least a month by only staying online for about 10-30 seconds :)

1. thou shall not ignore a GG no matter the player
2. thou shall not trash talk in any circumstances
3. thou shall respect every sparrer besides the losers that didnt earn their way to the top
4. thou shall ignore a player that doesnt accept the GG or just sucks overall
5. thou must enjoy sparring at all times
6. thou must afk in the battle arena
7. thou must not miss a gst
8. thou must not kiss ass
9. thou shall not selective spar
10. thou shall not judge for players that lose to better players

I like them all except number 2. Some of the most exciting graal moments for me were guild vs guild or player vs player beefs that started from somebody saying something out of line. I don't like when people complain, but i like when two people butt heads and somebody says "Your not good, I would wreck you" then they spar it out in a 10 series. Thats my favorite stuff to do/see happen.

Good point but when you hang around people like a certain person named after a color etc. hearing trash talk everytime you win or lose is like acid now. They never stop talking even if you dont want to.

Trash talk is only Good if the person is relevant and doesn't over do it. Like Red isn't relevant and trash talks too much. But if somebody like Incognito who doesn't say much trash talking, were to butt heads with me, and say "oh qes you suck i would wreck you" and then we series, it would be interesting because we are on a similar skill level.

When I spared I followed these rules.

Thou shall not complain, to one's friends, or to one's opponents.
Thou shall not spar anyone below 3-1
Thou shall not compare their skill to anyone else's.
Thou shall not respond to rage comments
Thou shall not draw attention to one's self.
Thou shall not join spar guilds if invited.
Thou shall not change slots after every loss.
Thou shall not make excuses.
Thou shall always keep a cool head.

u shall get the other person to 0 hp before they get u to 0 hp

I like rule #2. But if everybody followed the other 9 rules spar would get boring to me

only one that matters

*** up xd

Thou must blame lag after a loss.

prty sure i follow all these on accident

1. You shall not leave the spar arena
2. You shall not fap
3. This is your life you have nothing else to do but spar for me slave
4. Do not give a fuc* about real life
5. Do not follow mlg
6. You must afk
7. No sword spam
8. You shall not get married
9. You must die alone
10. If you lose a match you die in real life

u shall press s or spacebar (if u r playing on a real device) when near the enemy

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must AFK at Sardons

You must worship TeK

u shall be in the spar room when u queue else u cannot queue

No.

Amen

you shall not pronounce belle as belly....*cough*

1. thou shall not tryhard


good luck sinners

1. Always rage, whether win or lose. (LAGGGGGER, BRO CONTROL THAT LAG, etc)
2. DDoS Graal during every GST.
3. Stalk every player over a 5:1 ratio.
4. Harass everyone you possibly can. #****theplayers
5. Talk **** about every server that's not iClassic, not because you dislike them, but because you have no items in the server.

6. Only spar at 3 am to avoid the good players, ratio is what matters.
7. Harass Sarah for her lag on a constant basis, at least 3/4 times a week.
8. Always use Emotes in spar, if you aren't using them you should get out.
9. If you win, instead of saying GG say rekt, in addition to your raging.
10. VPN or hack if they annoy you enough. But only do it on a noob

this is correct

train all your irl girlfriends to spar until they leave you then find a new one until you meet your sparrer wife.

:')

Until they leave you for a better guy and become thots*

u shall be ready 2 move after the spar has begun else u stand no chance if ur standing still

2. Thou shall claim real GST guild status

:blush:

u shall not talk while sparring for if u do ur movement and attacking abilities will b limited since u have the chat window open

you must not check the players profile before or as the spar is beginning

thou shall say "lol" and clutch a win to piss people off

thou shall wait until good sparrers log off before you gather in groups of 4 and gossip about them
thou shall believe that every mediocre sparrer from UN is a god among iClassic mortals
thou shall no longer crutch strafing as a significant advantage
thou shall never get a wearable hat from GST
thou shall series to 10 because 5 is stupid

I'm trying to think of all the dumb sh1t that comes out of the spar community, but I'm blanking out. :(




3. thou shall claim Belle as the spot where good gs guilds spar

Yours was a little off, fixed.

ya gimme them extra eggs thallen

4. thou shall take player made sparrer tier threads with all the seriousness in the world

thou shall logically argue when I disagree with something*

logic kills that's why nobody uses it

There needs to be a rule that states that Rocker wins.

5. thou shall not (under any circumstances) argue with GOAT in graalians (it will only tarnish the reputation you have worked so hard for on iclassic)

6. thou shall never give your non-friends credit for their skill level

Thou shall claim "tie" upon losing to the long sword

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