Give your offerings
 

Oh great and powerful unimadix i give you the bread that shall feed 1000 men


What if we don't he'll shut down graal the game that ruined our lives

I have a severed baby head

I'm eating a baby's head

Here's my bread, unixmad.
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It's the last loaf I have.

http://www.satansheaven.com/

lets burn down some churches first

Someone needs to write a satire on unixmad

I love how there's a random joyful Facebook like button that breaks the depressing theme of the website

tbh if i had to pick someone to do exactly that I'd pick you

not to be nice or anything, I mean I dont even know if thats a good thing dude

I mean, it can't be a bad thing dude

you know, I feel as if you have no idea what you're talking about

Can I give him a machine that likes to say dude a lot? I'll give him Vici.

I have a jar of aborted fetuses. Straight from jaypee daycare center

The fetuses seem to be alive through, and asking to be adopted and to be born and to suck milk from pixel nipples.

You can give him anything like your soul your family your money and bread

"This website is German"

'ruined our lives'

>16

Listen up here dude I dont say dude a lot >:I gosh

omg finally me and satan can be bffs

Actually it says "This website in German!". When you click it, you're sent to a German version of the site.

Nice try though.

Wish we can offer up all the trolls of Graalians.com and have them be sentenced to cyber death in the living and in the afterlife.

I offer my big fat thick chicken.
No, you atheist :'(

Ill cut out the heart of the woman I love.

I'll give my man nipples to you

I have a depressed couch fart in a bottle?

My life

Your...man nipples? Why did it need man infront?

Why do men even have nipples? We don't produce milk...

I'm not gonna go into details, but I'm pretty sure with enough effort men can produce milk as well...

Ya don't have a gender yet when they're grown.

Thank you all mighty and powerful yogagurt

I already gave my senpai my offerings which are my period neko blood which is mine, and senpai's heart which i took from him when we and nekochan are playing with senpai "controller" :(

Thats one of the greatest mysteries of the world

Kevin Hart's teacher was a woman and didn't have nipples.

Because evolution

So one day we can pee form our nipples?