Worst places you've thrown up.
 

Title sounds weird but I recently game back overseas and have been diagnosed with staf infections on some of my mosquito bites, this has made me incredibly sick and I vomit almost every hour guaranteed.

Seems like a weird question to ask but what was the most awkward time to throw up for you? Mine would of been this morning when I got up and immediately threw up on my feet and hands.

While I was getting my root canal

after i got home from a party last month at like 1am or something, though I didnt even drink much so Idk why that happened sighsighsigh

On Christmas many years ago surrounded by family in my hand (trying to stop it) which then splattered all over my face and the floor in front of the Christmas tree. Yeah it was gross...I think I wrote about it in my ipad diary at the time...

On a tennis court after playing in hot sun for about 1 hour 30 mins with no drink breaks (thought i'd be ok). It was a competitive doubles match and if we won, coach would buy us both a frozen coke from maccas...ended up being a tie. Had to drop my racket mid-rally and throw up near the fence into some mulched area. Ugh.

At my own party I had a shot race with a friend (16 shots in the space of 10 minutes), inevitably I threw up twice. First, in the toilet and second, all over the carpet stairs

On the bright side, I got to taste my pizza again

Probably the last time I threw up.
Basically I ate a really potent edible and for some reason it made me throw up at least 5x in various locations.

Usually when I throw up it always feels like I'm going to die but not this times probably because I was very high.

Not me, but my sister. I've puked like 3 times in my life.

Anyways, we're in a store, I think Hobby Lobby. We're walking down an isle, and all the sudden my sister puked her ENTIRE stomach's contents on to the floor. I, being the gross seven year old I was (at the time) decided to take a closer look at it. My mom calls over someone who works at the store, and he says something like, "oh gosh I did this same thing just yesterday."

He continues to mop up all the puke.
I die when I smell it.
I'm literally a ghost now.

Many years ago, I puked on my friend at a sleepover. He was rolling around in my puke all night until he turned on the lights in the morning.

Church. Everyone looks at you as if a demon has possessed you.

gym toilets after a long squat session, on the plus side I felt waaaaay better afterwards so it's probably not as bad as I thought

On the tram.

No tequila since.

Ate some weird tasting food during camp, ran to the nearest toilet which I thought was for females...definitely wasn't for females, classmate proceeded to tell the entire cohort i puked in a male toilet

In the hallway, right next to the bathroom.
:' (

In a mcdonalds when i was 3-4 on my totally rad pink rain boots.

Also one very gross time which I still unfortunately vividly remember was when I was like 5 and I was in a grocery store and it was winter and i threw up down my own coat... x_X It went down my shirt too.

after watching the gremlins

idk why but the movie repulses me now

One kid threw up in class. Me? Never anywhere public. Usually at my house.

Today at work. Never drinking again

I never realized teens drink so much, jfc.

2 or 3 years bsck on a TV display in a ghetto walmart... I was sick and didn't know it yet, had went there to pick up some stuff for a party or something and let loose on it. A guy pulling a pallet jack by said "Oh... Uh... Some guy just threw up over there..." "... Ew..." I felt so bad :(

Yeah, apple juice doesn't sit well in the stomach. You'll survive

This one time i was eating and running in Mcdonald playground and i vomited on the slide, bits of food sled down

Did any make it to the bottom?

This seems like the type of thread Wolfie would make.

Anyway, I haven't thrown up in such a long time. Last time I remember was in 6th grade. I had bad stomach pains and just ate macaroni the night before. When I got to school, I felt the need to vomit but it was too late to run to the bathroom. Right there in the classroom was my wasted food and boy did it stink.

I threw up on my pillow one time so then I wasn't able to sleep with a pillow. I know right, it's tragic.

So I was at this restaurant and when I was coming back to my seat after I got my food I just some how threw up like a few tablespoons (sorry if that sounds disgusting to you) and some man was in front of me and he just saw it like right in front of me 2 feet away. Then we just moved on. And now looking back it was as if throwing up was nothing.

When I was a kid, my parents took me to the mall for a Halloween event.

However, I got the flu and threw up there in front of everybody.

Still got candy though, so its a win in my book.

While running, I suppose. Nearly every other time has been basically private.

I can think of a worst time though, being my birthday a few years ago due to food poisoning.

I usually sleep without a pillow

Back seat of an uber car

my friend's place, I told him I puked in the sink and I cleaned it up and he thought I was lying so he was like "ya ok", and then after the weekend at school he told me that there was a really bad smell in his place and I told him I'd puked there and that's when he believed me lol

My friends and I tried to see how much water we could chug in under a minute. Nothing feels better than vomitting 1 gal of water into a trashcan in a couple seconds.

Also got drunk and threw up in a sink instead of toilet, then had to slop it into a bag for later when it wouldn't go down.

When I had my spinal fusion (This was for my scoliosis I have) I was in hospital for a week and when I had my first shower after the operation I vomited a lot, but after I though I finished vomiting my mum led me back to my room in the high dependency ward I was in. I lied down on the bed about to go back to sleep, them BOOM I vomited on my clean cloths, and this was right before my surgeon came to check on me ;-;

Literally same. I was drinking with a buddy and the last shot literally destroyed the inside of me, it just came up and I was near the bathroom and it ****ing just went ALLLL over in a little side hallway in my basement near the bathroom door.. It was the worst. Drunk feeling went away, and the alcohol was like inside of my nose and throat and it was burning real bad, worst experience in a long time.

Another bad experience was when I was on my way to the water fountain at Sky Zone after a great time jumping with bud's and I slipped in some kid's puke, no idea who puked but I wasn't paying attention and slipped and it got all over me.

Yeah my life kinda sucks lol.

I've only thrown up twice in the last 10 years because I take care of myself



#GoodHealthIsKey

Oh yeah also I used to take this acne medication (pill) and my mom was rushing tf out of me to get to school so I just popped in my acne pill and drove to school, and when I got there I felt really weird. I was in the basement floor and I was walking up the stairs and I was near the bathroom but I just puked like OUTSIDE OF THE FREAKING BATHROOM, I couldn't even make it in. It sucked. Luckily it was just water, had I eaten something at all this never would have happened.

-on my mom's white shoes (2x)(was under 10yo)
-middle school gym floor. the bad part is it was on the girls' side of the gym as i was walking back from changing clothes.
havent been sick since then though.

At the opening of a new school building when I was like 9.
You couldn't even pass the hallway without jumping over it.

Ima feed you a nice raw steak bby.

I had *** down with the flu, and I woke up one night and I felt like I was going puke, I ran to the bathroom (Which Was Upstairs) and I made it, but I threw up right beside the toilet. One second more...

Protip: ***, is in this case is not a shorter way to say come

I thought that first sentence said "I had *** down my throat"

Protip: ***, in any case, should not be used as a short version of come.

*** fetishes yall have

kink shaming isn't cool yo