Exorcism
 

This is really off topic, but does anyone know how to get rid of a demonic entity in a house? I really dont want to spend money on an exorcist, and it has become a serious problem.

Well, best thing you could do is ask Higbey. :3

Is he an exorcist or something?

Remember, if the entity asks you if you are a 'God', say yes!

Higbey is a demon, so just ask him how to get rid of him!

You need to bless every room of the house along with the outside and command it to leave. But there is a chance that it can go horribly wrong and end up becoming a lot worse, anyways no pressure :D

Seriously?

You deal with it

Its not that easy kane. How about you spend the night here? I will bet at least $500 you will leave before morning if you do.

Is this a joke or r u seious?

dead serious.

I'll tell you what to do. You put your money on the living room table and put all the meat from the fridge on a plate, and you go out and try to find some quartz crystals. And you stop making posts on the Internet asking how to get rid of me. And what kinda wood is this made out of? I like it. Don't bother locking doors or windows. I'm already inside..

I've delt with things like that already, I've gone to abandoned haunted asylums, houses, graveyards, etc. I've played with the Ouija Board and the next day woke up with scratches all over me. I see, and hear things in my house that are unexplainable and also sound demonic at times. I seen and heard them so much I've just learned to deal with it.

Your mom have jewelry? Put that on the table. And move it around so they are spread out, I don't like touching some of the metals you humans use

Scratching? Noises? Hmm. Sounds like a feral haunt. Tell me you weren't stupid enough to destroy the Ouija board?

Wait kane, you picked up things from haunted locations?

Who ya gonna call? Azrael!

Az is a beast in paranormal stuff. 0.0

lol I was told not to destroy it. My mother had experienced the Ouija board herself when she was younger. The mother of her Friend saw that they were playing with it so the mom broke it to pieces and threw it away.

The mothers actions probably led to paranormal activities that went on in her house. (again when she was younger)

My mom and uncle were eating cereal. My uncle then froze in shock, with his mouth wide open staring at the window in the living room. My mom asked what was wrong. My uncle started turning pale white, and just broke down crying. He claimed that there was an older man standing outside shaking his head side to side (no).

Another time my Moms grandma was babysitting my mother and uncle. It was rainy night and they were in the living room. Then, the windows were opening and shutting violently, lights were going on and off, items flying off shelves etc. etc. They all ran out the house, sitting in the rain waiting for my Mothers mom to get home from work.

Crazy stuff man! These two stories were the reason why I'm into the paranormal stuff.



Yes, I have.

taking stuff from haunted locations is a big no no. spirits tend to get upset when some asshole mortal walks in and leaves with something

Lets see what some solutions
1) Holy Water (might not work)
2) Call az to investagate and see if you house was actally haunted
3) burn higbey in your living room and hope it works

Oh and yea, if you take a thing from a hunted location your pretty much screwed

Sing friday by rebecca black. If that songs doesnt annoy the **** out of it to the point it leaves, nothing will get rid of that

double the memories :)

I'm pretty sure that's common during storms

If you go off of what the majority of folks go by;

You have to properly open and close a Ouija Board - each time you use it. And I don't mean by opening and closing the box.

When getting rid of a Ouija Board, you are not suppose to throw it out or burn it. Doing such may release any "spirits" attached to the board. You are suppose to cut it into 7 Pieces - to resemble the 7 planes or layers of Heaven. Each of these pieces is suppose to be buried in separate holes on Holy Ground (e.g. church grounds).

Now do I believe in that? Not necessarily. Just saying what I've heard :).

If you have a demonic haunting, I suggest you do not take matters into your own hands. Have a professional (professional haha. Someone who's dealt with this before) come in and assist. If you piss a rabid dog off - what's it going to do? Surely not bite your arm off...

Yell at it and call it a weak coward for not showing itself. Then if it does anything ask if it considers itself a female demon, if it's female then tell it there's a very attractive available male demon named Higbey waiting in the gorgmite quarry near the portalorb cloud. If its a male demon.... Well it probably would have killed you at this point for calling it a coward..

Higbey took my soul because I threw my Ouija Board at him....

It gave me a splinter.q

I'm srry... Can I hav my soul back now....

So... anything Dark?

Other than finding an ouija board in my basement, spending time researching the property, and getting a pentogram drawn in my fogged up mirror, im fine, thanks fr asking! I got a "special crucifix" from our church's rector- it's made of a Holy metal that is supposed to protect against possession.

Isn't an exorcism when someone is possesed and you try to get the demon to leave? Lol, i'm not sure, i don't have much knowledge on the subject. What exactly happens at your house, what makes you say it's haunted or possesed?

exorcism is the act of trying to remove a evil spirit, from house, from body, from mind, theres no real solid line on these definitions when its stuff like this.

unless you line your home with that crap it aint gonna do anything. also the symbol of a cross doesnt actually do anything, wait, just to help me identify the metal, check if its magnetic, and if it conducts electricity.

Ahh, well i have some interesting stories from my childhood which lead me to believe my old house was haunted haha.