First thing you say when you wake up
 

mine is the either **** or why Lord why

**** I've got school.

"Five more minutes, mom."

Time to do that homework...

Yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnn

Where the **** am I?

Nothing. Why the hell would I need to say anything?

How many laws did I break last night, officer?

Mother , fetch me my trousers.

Looking at the clock - seeing that it's early enough - waking up 15 mins later - realizing that it's too late - **** - getting ready for school but still keeping in mind that it's finally the last year.

Slight moaning :rolleyes:

I don't talk to myself when I wake up, but I'd my parents are trying to get me up for school I groan until they go away.

Sigh as I make my way to the bathroom.

I say stuff in my head, most of the time it's "****..." or "****, I forgot that stupid assignment..."

OH *** IM LATE WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWYFEGKWEHF;wkljfwlkvgfevrefwefv

why do you say this when you wake up?

I'm that tired in the mornings I don't remember anything before breakfast.

"Morning!"
I won't post my full morning schedule leading up to that point so I don't bore you, unless you ask.

Lol!

Portending that I'm dead so I cant go to school :D

I say Check out my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/CJDJ2232/videos

naah haha jk I say thank you Lord for another day

I don't usually say anything. I wake up, rub my eyes and just look at my phone to see how many minutes I have left to get ready and text xD.

Usually goes along the lines of "Piss of you stupid mutt"

Hm..

Clock wakes me up-
Me: "ugh"

Phone wakes me up-
Phone: *RING*
Me: "Whaaa"

The cat wakes me up by scratching the door-
Me: "SHSHHHHSHHSHHFFFHSHHHISSS"

I wake up myself-
Me: *checks time to see how long I slept*

Grandpa wakes me up-
Grandpa: "JESS, GET UP!"
Me: "U WAKE UP! GTFO MY ROOM!!1"

Grandma (tries to) wake me up-
Grandma: "Jess, time to get up."
Me: *Zzzz*

Yes.

You forgot this:
callimuc wakes me up-
callimuc: "I need some GFX!"
Me: *gets out frypan*

"Shannon, you up?"
"Yes.."
MLIA.

man..fxk this

Dam I've got school:(

Nuuh =o I use stun gun now!! >:D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uSt19t4qIu...0/facepalm.jpganother boring day...

Today it was:
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/19b/db8...day-1a7775.jpg

i am so hard

"Wussup?"

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

hello sunshine watcha got in store for me today :P

I think about bashing my math teachers face in with a mace.

Half the time I recite Tourettes Guy phrases.

thats not very healthy :(

You say 'I think about bashing my math teachers face in with a mace.' when you wake up?

I say:"Time to spam on the minecraft sever...."

Please! Just 5 more minutes!

"Hot Damn"

i always think: ''what time is it''