Wierd818killer's Contest!
 

Welcome everyone to my first ever contest. To enter this contest you need to make a rhythm or a riddle relating to my name. You can either message me on my user on graal or post it here. I will chose the winner's this Friday.
1st Place- Excalibur and Scepter
2nd Place- Pirate dagger and head juggle
3rd-Fast egg and 10 ribbons
Good luck everyone !
:D

I'm not sure much rhymes with "weird818killer"

Il try later though.

This should be in the creative corner.

i give up

wierd818killer is weird,
but an awesome filler,
never gets cheered,
because hes a killer

Hiii

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Weird818killer

Ah the walrus you still mad cause I won't give you any of my rares, I'll just ignore you so keep acting like a child.

Walrus is nub he tried to end my streaks

Wierd818Killer likes to kill olirus with a choice of his pillar.
Wierd818Killer Doesn't scam everyone's jealous so they lie he's too awesome so they don't give him a try.
Wierd818Killer for President
Better then snk
Awesomer then admins
It's wierd818Killer!
He will pull the trigger kill someone bigger and now he's the best. Will be all day everyday.
He's a lady magnet. He kills maggots with matches. And he snatches CHAINS!!
WIERD818KILLER IS THE BEST!

Wierd818killer is in dcxii.
With his new M4, you'll surely die.
New to graalians he is.
Best be staying your way out of his biz.
He's got all the rares out there.
Best not be in his hair.
He won't scam you.
Not even for a pile of poo.
This is in the wrong section.
I bet he was a C-section.
This is now off-topic.
Bye.

My Riddle:

Q: Why did Wierd818killer cross the road?

A: To kill the noob! :p

Wierd818killer took out ebizou solo
His breath smells like rolo
He found a snake without a rattle
He rode a boat without a paddle
He rode a horse without a saddle
He taught a duck how to waddle
He can out run his shadow
He can make meat without cattle

He can kill with a trash pick
He can reproduce plastic
Hes so full of energy
Hes highly amused
He will attack anything that moves
Another big thing i forgot to mention
Hes pro, he doesnt seek attention

boom boom tisk, tisk, boom tisk. boom boom tisk,tisk,boom tisk... Wierdkiller.... tisk, tisk, boom tisk
wierdkilller tisk, boom tisk... likes to kill, all dem noobs,ragin at him and throwin their shoes! They can run, but they cant hide. Wierdkiller... gunna snipe them dry! Wierdkiller, tisk, tisk, boom tisk, Wierdddkiller, tisk boom tisk. He might look wierd, but hes got a spear, he will throw it at you and make you sniff his poo! Then Christian jumps out, While drinking some stout, and tries to punch him but gets turned to lunchin! Wierdliller tisk boom tisk, Wierrdkiller tisk boom tisk...

Don't waste your time. He might lie and won't give you ****.

i trust him :)

Agreed.

Simply amazing

Wierd818killer, (insert rhymes and clever statements here), wierd818killer.

His name is wierd yet he is pretty great, he solos ebi base 888 times, killing them all, was that even a surprise? I dont know why, im making this rhymn, word and me combine like grind, i cant even rhymn, but hey who cares, i want your excaliber so here i goes,

HIS NAME IS

WIERDDDDDDDDD
HES 888 YEARS OOLLDDDDD
HE IS A KILLER
WONT ALLOW HIMSELF BE TOLDDDD
HEE PLAYS GRAAAAAALLLLL WHILE JUGGLING WITH SCHOOOOOOOOOL
HIS FRIENDS MUST THINK HES CRAZY BUT HES JUST WIERD888KILLER

^that's what I'm talkin bout

Ohhh craappp i just realised i made a big flap, i mean what i said except one part, the bit where i said 888 instead of 818, that made me fayul, as snk should say, as i realised the mistake, i had carelessly made. I shall continue this rhymn, even though non else can speak, wierd818killer, how bout we meet. Well slash all our foes, together as bros, well capture flags and even score some hoes, all will fear us, with the power of the sword, the sword im referring to is excaliber of course. Give it to me now, i want its raw power, ive taken the time, to sing you a rhymn, im by no means a boss, lol jokes, i am, you are one too, even though you just lost. Lost did i say? What treachury is this! I said no such thing, you are a fool if you though, id said anything inbetween. Now im rabbling on, as ive nomore to say, i think ill end the story, the one that weve sang, goodbye wierd818killer, hope this has been joyful to you, to read my lyrics and marvel at its awesomeness, i myself had a terrible time, ive never had less fun, than english class without fun.

GIMMI YO SWORD

Weird818killer is a very nice guy
even though I never met you, you deserve some pie
you kill everyone
just for fun
you bearly joined these guilds
but, your the chosen one

It's not good