Halloween
 

What are you gonna be for halloween?

the candy hander

We are the real monsters of the crowd. Children sing and play amongst the nightmares and beasts that stalk their dreams. Merrily skipping alongside the fiends and villains they have come to fear. Blissfully aided by guardians, heroes, heroines and legends. Yet it is avail. For the nature behind the mask has been revealed. The elastics of costumes will only stretch so far. It is the weak who often impersonate the strong. Hopelessly acting as a triumph against the forces of evil. Over time this trend has not come to pass. As children all gather 'round to consume their reward, they remove their masks. Setting aside their false shields, swords, weapons and projectiles. We don't.

October's my favorite month; Halloween my favorite holiday. but oddly enough i never dress up myself.

I normally don't celebrate Halloween. Haloween has never been a big thing in Australia like it supposedly is over in the USA.

I sit at home and wait till my brothers and sisters come home.... Bow down to me, then feed me all their assorted chocolate candies.

Yeah, it's not very big here, I still go trick-or-treating. :3

Candy hoarder. Lol jk, no one celebrates here anyway.

ima be yogy, and bleed all the houses dry of their candy, slowly making it so no one else can have any candy at all. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<3

Probably going to slap on my ANC headphones and League 'till I crash.

Both figuratively and literally?

Well I was planning on putting on this awesome horse mask, buying a ****load of candy, hopping on my bike and throwing candy to people around the town with my friends.

I use the same costume every year (dead presidents) paint my face white and black around the eyes and mouth. Its how they disguised themselves when they robbed the armor truck in the movie.
http://i.imgur.com/G66Z7.jpg

Was?