Ledgendary of STEFAN rap
 

Yeah my name is Stefan, man, I'm more well known than Unixmad
Oh you thought my name was player? THAT'S A F**KING NOOB'S NAME!
I've found the graal like fifteen times and and saved the server from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying noob
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Justin Biebers
I think it's time I got some more money, don't you think?
Legend of Graal? SCREW THAT! Legend of ME.

(Chorus)
'Cause he's the S to the T to the E to the F to the A to the N
Wears hats every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got a bigger wallet than even Unixmad's baker
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of noobs

I'll take all your money and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the gralats of you want, B**CH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 gralats and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the game needs me to play now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in graal city
Just give me some health pots and let me spit on flute
So I can kick that dumbass noob all the way to Argentina

(Chorus)

Yo, you low-life noob, need a ride up to the balanb ship?
Captain's got a thing for noobs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving princess becca will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's unixnoob tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Beccas stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
S-T-E-F-A-N? More like S-T-FUPNOOB

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about becca'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule graal
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"

Dafuq did I just read

This makes no sense considering 999 gralats is really poor.

I think i need to go burn my computer now

I think this is the first time I've ever even considered rep'ing becca.

If you have gralat problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 gralats but a green aint one

Sounds like a remix of the Smosh Zelda rap

id like it to rhyme more

Dude you shuld make a music video for it using graalians on classic

I'm not jailbroken and I'm not going to anytime soon.

It is a remix of lozr

Well, in your status it says you are a noob. ;O So doesn't that mean he's gonna get rid of you?
Btw, best you delete these or unixmad might see this. Just a word of advice. And the racial stuff, eh, that isn't encouraged here and is strongly looked down upon.
By the way, its Legendary not Ledgendary.

It's kind of sad how much effort you put into this. But as Ash said it's just the Zelda Rap considering you ripped a few lines right out of it.

The moment you realize when it's really bad...

Please get some more original lyrics.

Please rep me to support my funds for the newly developed cancer I received from reading the first line of this