Chewing Big Mac
 

So i went to McDonald's and ordered a small Big Mac meal and i was hungry, so i was like opening my mouth and first bite was amazing

I ate it

It was nice

But then i thought to my self when i was chewing my Big Mac what did the Big Mac do to my mouth whilst i was chewing it.

Was it safe? Did it affect my mouth? is it healthy?

Graalians, you decide my fate, should i stop chewing Big Macs and start to figure out how to put it in my stomach

cut open your stomach and put it inside, it'll retain more nutrients that way.

Yes

roll it up and swallow, no chewing involved

Clever

Eat the new Big Mac wrap.

IDK DON'T ASK ME

try reverse osmosis
how about you shove it up your ass then have ryan kick you in the butt with some pointy cowboy boots and wuala no chewing involved

uhhh eat it duh!

You should feed it through a tube into your stomach. OR, put it into a blender and drink it.

Don't eat McDonalds at all, or eat it every once in a while. It is very unhealthy.

Big Macs are made out of people

Wtf I lol'd so hard xD

Stick it in ur belly button! much healthier

One does not simply chew a Big Mac.