In soviet Russia..?
 

Car Drive you!

Any others?

In soviet russia tv watches YOU!
In soviet russia job hunts YOU!
In soviet russia graal plays YOU!

In soviet Russia, post closes mod.

In soviet russia paper draws on you!
In soviet russia bed sleep on you!

In soviet russia forum reads you.

In soviet Russia, old meme says you!

Beholder beat me to it :(

in soviet russia, remote control uses you!
In soviet russia, girls hit on you! :D

In soviet Russia, animals wear you...

In soviet Russia, adiam can has you!

In soviet russia, food eat you!

In soviet russia, there are soviets.

Gay

In soviet Russia, gummy bears eat you.

In Soviet Russia, XBox plays you!