A Christmas Rhyme...
 

Elves are here,
Every year,
Giving gifts to spread the cheer.

Fights will end,
All make friends,
And the rivals make amends.

Hand in hand,
In Christmas time,
With smiles we say "Ho-Ho-Ho!"

But there's one sound,
That brings trouble...

What does the fraud say?
Gift-gift-gift-gift gift for gift for gift!
Gi-gift-gift-gift-gift for gift for gift!
Gift-gift-gift-gift gift for gift for gift!

What the fraud say?
I'll give iTunes for your gifts!
$50 gift card for one gift!
No scam, no trick, I'm legit!

What the fraud say?
You-give-you-give-you-give first!
You-go-you-go-you-go first!
You-gift-you-gift-you-gift first!

What the fraud say?
I'll return you admin gifts!
Make you admin if you gift!
Just tap me, and gift me swift!

What the fraud say?

Round the clock,
They won't stop,
Once you gift you will be blocked.

Taking gifts,
For themselves,
It's the Christmas scam from hell.

Offering gifts,
That don't exist,
'Round the gift stalls they will dwell.

It's the same trick
Every time,
A very simple crime.

And when you meet the fraud again,
And you ask for your gift
back-ack-ack-ack-ack,
back-ack-ack-ack-ack,
back-ack-ack-ack-ack.

How will you ask for your gift
back-ack-ack-ack-ack,
back-ack-ack-ack-ack,
back-ack-ack-ack-ack.

What will the fraud say?
"Your message was not sent because the player has blocked you."

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Christmas is a time for sharing with those close to you like friends and family. Don't be fooled by others who appear generous solely for the sake of receiving things, because more often than not the offer is too good to be true. Stay safe!

(PS. Yes, I have actually seen all of those fake offers listed above being made by players.)

Not gonna lie, I thought this was eh up until I read the chorus and realised what it was xD Good parody!

So funny midori, yet again another good song.

LOL

Must spread rep

"Its the Christmas scam from hell." lmao

I tried singing it, mimicking the 'What does the fox say' song and it's actually really good!

I saw people saying that they would give their 1k hat to the first 10 people to gift them. I forgot which guild it was, but it was at least 2 people from the same guild.

thats frickin amazing