Spar Stories
 

So recently I came up from 85-225 spar stats, and am quite proud. Well thought if make this thread so others can share their stories ^^

I once fought Thallen in spar, I lost but it was amazing

a FRENCH GIRL PMed me "lmao" and blocked me because i won
totally not sarah

ive blamed my 9000 loses to laggers, pc'rs, delayers, and speed hackers.

I still havent lost one single legit spar







jk i take my loses like a champ

I dont spar, but Comet's status was once "I lost a spar because I got a pm"

I found it quite amuzing

i suck at spar. How I have a positive ratio is quite amazing.

Some girl called me garbage cuz I outran her for 5 min and she got pissed. :3

I fought, then I lost. The end.

I spar on my iphone so no one knows its me.
I also like writing hidden messages in white text guys :0

can't think of many things that are interesting and won't tickle the rage of this sensitive forum community but I'll try

sparred about 40,000 times and never complained after a single one
participated in a series to 100 with another PC sparrer that lasted about 2 hours
had a goal of setting the all-time high streak record when I first came here, finally did it last season with 176, did 143 this season
watched Sarah progress from being a complainer to the most patient/consistent iDevice sparrer
used an alt named "Sakana" as a bored experiment - spoke basic Japanese and used the Japanese flag while maintaining a ping of 60-80, sparred a little over 1000 times, was called a "Japanese delayer" after every other win

Bro dis one time I swagged the swag on dis n0ob when I 1 v 1ed him and I beat him 10k times in a row flawlessly then his girl sent me nudes. LOLOL GG REKT 360 NO SCOPE SWEG

I'm just kidding, I don't spar :'D. Don't shoot me pls

I thought you went stupid for a second there...

Ya bro dis nub wuz lik WOE HOW U WIN ME?! I WUZ LIK BRUH U MED? OR NAWWWWWW. HEz like O DUD U SI PROO OMGGGGG! CSN I HAVE YO AUTOGRAOH DOE. I WAS LOKE DUUD IKR. I REKT U I REKT U I REKT U U MAD NOOB! HE WUz lik DAS offensive but u kno ily!

Overall it was good match. I think the match was a bit sophisticated, yet the player has skill equally as great as mine. I would prefer the F technique while semi using the 321technqiue which would've been an ultimate flaw. Only if their was a way to do both at once and properly be uncontrollable. Yet these 2 techniques could be equally converted. Much more greater technique created my rufus master himself. Yet to get ahold of such prohibit information you must beat us full team solo. So overall it was a 10/15 match.

In defense of anyone who called you a "Japanese delayer" this game has natural delay for everyone (some worst than others obviously). In your case you move very fast which is a huge advantage and you delay quite bad. I finally got to spar you late at night where we were both equally as fast and it made a difference. I'm guessing you have a pretty nice comp which is why you're so fast. How you delay and extend your blink while button mashing is beyond me.

people like to claim that skills is what wins spars but ive always believed that the strength of your connection is a bigger factor in determining spar wins.


IMPRINTTTTT this is where you come in and say everyone moves at the same speed because graal has a FPS cap.