AOT: Dead Marco Jokes
Just thought I'd share some side-splitting (yukyuk) jokes with you guys.
- You know, I was about to tell you a dead Marco joke, but I forgot the second half.
- Marco just isn't half the man he used to be.
- Why does everyone go out to dinner with Marco? Because he gets all his meals half-off.
- You can play this one with your friends.
-Marco!
-He's dead, Jean!
- Two and a Half Men, starring Marco
- Marco sleeps with one eye open.
- C'mon Marco! With you it's always in one ear and out the... Oh.
- Marco wasn't very good at making split-second decisions.
- They call it Water Polo, because if they called it Water Marco it wouldn't be half as fun.
I'm off to run away before a riot breaks out XD.
Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was :P. |
