| reyalS |
01-06-2015 08:33 AM |
Pastafarian
Graal is in dire need of a new religion. Gone is your god Stefan. He has left us to suffer while he lives off of his petty Eurocenter severance. Graal is in need to true religion. Graal needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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When I worked as a guard at Sardon Tower I was attacked by a group of Baddies. Beaten and left for dead I saw a vision. The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me. "Oh my Stefan!" I proclaimed. Then the FSM corrected me. "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster, you mean." He said. I asked him who he was he said he was the ultimate being. All of creation is through him. Even Stefan himself was a byproduct of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's will.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster then issued me a task. "Go to them." He said. "Scour all of the lands. From MoD Town to The Burger Refuge; preach far and wide of my existence and start a church in my name." That is what I'm doing here today.
Our Beliefs- We believe Pyrats, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Stefanian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.
- We are fond of eggnog.
- Every Friday is a Religious Holiday.
- We do not take ourselves too seriously.
- We embrace contradictions.
The Pastafarian church is open to all who wish to join. However the guild Pastafarian can only hold 25 members. So comment below or message me ingame. If I feel as if you are worthy of the official title you will be granted a tag. |
