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Post a joke that makes you smile.
I will go first.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.********* *
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A racecar driver, a firefighter and a proctologist sit down at a table.

The racecar driver says, "I drive a racecar."

The firefighter says, "I drive a fire truck."

And the proctologist says, "I drive a brown probe."

colin . kappa

kappa = river-child, can confirm I am a river child given my geographical area

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten- Tickles (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) - (/u/farmerbrown2323)

I'm at soup.

Anal soup

A black and Hispanic guy jump off a building, who wins?

Society.

a jokeee, my educatiooonsysteeeem.

Kappa = https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/fI...s128-h128-e365

my go to joke:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock
Who's there
Gary V (famous singer in my country
Gary V Who
Why you Gary V so ruuuuuuude...
Gary V-lieve in Magic

what do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

Oh stop with these jokes. Its so boron

I have no jokes

But you're a clown =O