Pickup Lines
 

What pickup lines do you guys use?

Are you a cigarette?
'Cuz you got a hot butt.

Are you a beaver?
'Cuz dam.

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan.

My love for you is like diarrhea
It never ends

I like every bone in your body
Especially mine

Do you have any british in you?
Would you like some?

This one is a joke that some people made up
"I like your shoes wanna have ***"

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

When God made you, he was showing off.

I have roofies. I can use them on you or you can get in the van.

I have candy, just come in my totally not suspicious van!

You thread stealing turd

Do you buy your pants on sale?
cause at my place they'll be 100% off

Wanna go on an 'ate'? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
Do you like dragons? Because soon I'll be dragon my balls across your face.

You've probably heard all these before but w/e.

Can you tell me how to spell "yes I'll go out on a date with you"

I love pie

"I've got a gun get in the van"
-5th grade

"Hey, baby, you got a kid? 'Cause you look like ooo mama!"

"Hey, baby, you got parkin'? 'Cause I wanna pa'k mah ca'!"