How to become a troll/ sarcastic person / Popular sometimes -By D.r Some W. Guy
 

Contrary to popular belief, you do NOT have to live under a bridge to fulfil your troll fetish. Instead, you need to read this thread.

1. Be sarcastic.

Sarcasm is the simplest ideology of a troll, with statistics showing that 27% of trolls said that sarcasm was a form of trolling. To be sarcastic, you have to say the exact opposite of what you are feeling.
Example:

"Well I think your popular on these forums."

Truth:

"Well I think I don't know you."

Its very simple, and very ineffective. Try if you want to be popular. Like me.


2. Griefing

So the best form of trolling, is griefing, or so roughly some 38% of 3 people said that.

The best way to do this is destroy someones house in minecraft. Basically you need to kill some creepers and get sand, then craft tnt and blow up their crap. They will cry, and you will lie. Its very effective.

3. Real life griefing

You could infact also fly planes into a victims house. This is very effective. Say "ITS A PRANK" to them, and they'll let you off.
Film it, and title it " PLANE FLYING CRASH PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)
To rack up views.

4. Fakie

So for this one you need to make a massive maze and say their is unlocked gralats at the end. Then people will farm for you only to realise its a fakie and its very effective.

5. Really long paragraphs.

So, for this one you need to create a really long paragraph, and i mean like proper long like longer than a mile long, bigger than a footlong and deeplong combined so like really long but not too long so they like get bored or anything just long enough for them to cry and jump off something then say its like a prank or something or say YOU GOT TROLLED really loud and like they will cry and realise they wasted time.

That wraps up this post on showing how to troll bcs bridges are for noobs.

Thank you, thank you.

Stop trying to spread internet cancer.

Do you have any idea how many people die from this disease?

Almost as many as those who die from Weabooism.

what about neckbeardism

No, neckbeardism can be cured easily.

With a razor and a pair of balls.

How to obtain autism.
Read this thread

I ordered the six dvd set on How to Be a Troll by Dr. Some W. Guy. It's proving to be working for me very well, I should be popular in the next couple of weeks.

nothing wrong with being a gentleman.

Hey I bought your CDs and now I have 2.5 billion dollars and now I'm running for president

Hey I bought your 2.5 billion dollars and now I have president and now I'm running for CD's.

Oh please If you really want to learn how to troll you need to search for the masters

these new age trolls suck

the fact that you have to announce yourself as a troll in every other post is a clear indicator that you're a very bad troll