How To Get The Girl
 

Listen their are too many skrubs on here asking for relationship advice, so I'm going to make this quick and simple. And it's mostly the guys. Girls aren't as pathetic. But my advice could be taken by both girl or guy.

1. Confidence. You never want to be to over confident, but than again, you don't want to be one of those shy otaku nerds who sit in the corner of the class on their 3ds playing Pokemon (too specific?). You want to be normal. Talk. Build conversations. That's the key to any relationship. Whether it be with a friend or lover.

2. Knowledge. Have a vast knowledge of the things around you. You don't want to be in that awkward situation where your having a conversation with someone, and a few minutes later, you ran out of things to say. So you slowly turn your head and pretend nothing happened (too specific again?). Anyways, girls like a guy who's smart. So hit those books and get studying.

3. Respect a girls personal space, but in some cases, it's fine not to. Play with her hair. Take her phone while she's texting. Some girls just really don't care. Do something she wouldn't want you or anyone to ever do. Be extreme. This will definitely build up the relationship.

Ex: Guy starts playing with girls hair. Tanya: Omg, Chris stop. Your so annoying!

^That my friends, means she's enjoying it. And she is liking you even more than before.

4. Listen! To! What! She! Says! A girl always likes a good listener.

5. Hygiene. No girl is one to talk to the smelly kid in class.

6. Focus on one person. If your trying to build a relationship with this girl, you don't want this her seeing you talking to another girl.

Thanks for reading, hope you skrubs learned a thing or two. Now got out their and knock those ankles loose!

I'm a firm believer that **** pics are the best way to get a girl's attention.

Depends. Wouldn't work out for you though.

"Confidence.exe has not been found. Search the web for solutions?"
As you can see I'm in an endless cycle

Yea you're right about that, usually girls aren't too into anything over 12 inches.

Might be too subtle, I believe a public flashing is the best way to get someone to know you're into them.

Lol.

I would only agree to having confidence, respecting their boundaries, and having good hygiene. Regards to knowledge, it's not only being book smart but also knowing the pop culture that's around you (ex: trends, style, music, etc).

Every female is different and are emotionally complexed. It's not easy but if you be you and don't act foolish then you good to go.

That's what I meant by a vast knowledge, but got lazy. Boundaries could work either way, you don't always have to respect that like a bitch.

Didn't know girls were into ******bags.

Use the force young padawan

You know when someone does something so embarrassing that you feel the embarrassment yourself? Smh this thread is aids it should be called how to not get the girl and appear as a total douchebag infront of the female your trying to smash smh.... he has the nerve to say hope you skrubs learned a thing or two from him HAHA

^^^

poor latte :(

Hello troll, your post made me cringe for its stupidity. OP made quite a few pointers that actually tie into trying to be with someone, regardless of who the source came from or how he explained it. I'm sure you can provide Graalians with helpful advice to get with someone but you have to get yourself out of that bridge first. (If you understand what that sentence means).


Trolls like you are plaguing the community with stupid remarks that holds no value.