Era in Real Life
 

Jessie, Milkshake and me were talking about this.

It would be hilarious xD

Like, you could get a beach house for under 5$.

You get shot 5 times and can still run around. Want to get better? Go to McDonalds and eat a burger. Problem solved!

Taking candy from strangers isn't risky. (Oh Coraline from Halloween, all you did is grab her and candy was everywhere... suspicious, anyone?)

You could switch your head or body out at any time.

You wouldn't get arrested for the murder of thousands of innocent citizens. In fact, the more you kill the more respected you are.

Who cares about death? All you have to do is lie in a bed for 30 seconds.

Oh and moneys so easy to get, just go find some flowers or give a whole new meaning to "she sells sea shells by the sea shore".


I could go on forever but I think it'd be more funny if you guys thought of things. It's pretty funny if you think about it xD

Don't do drugs ^

I deliver letters to support my donut addiction.

We kill and kill and kill... Where are the cops? There are barely a handful in Era! Copland is almost completely vacant! The existing ones are like "We're guarding a house right now... Can't enforce the law..." What? There are no cops in Dippin Donuts!?

There's a public pool, but no obvious way to get in. For some reason we have to float there... From an island... Quite a distance away...

Everyone is a clone when they start playing. Then they get plastic surgery and customization packs. I call the name "Player!"

Fort Knox is a shop, not a vault...

Apparently there is a man who buys Crab Shells... Are you telling me he lives off one of the slowest items to collect in the game? I'm surprised he even owns a shop. He should pitch a tent outside the Shell Shop...

Era where you can outrun bullets XD. Also you can kill a man with water guns. And ammo just happens to lie on the ground and where people hump dead bodies.

Haha.

Another one I just remembered.
Scamming in real life.

"Hey dude. I gave you 500 freaking shells! Do you KNOW how long it took me to find those on the beach?! Like 2 days. Now give me those bombs shaped like hearts that heal people. I don't care if they don't make sense. Give them to me or i'mma report you to the court!"

*court is closest thing I could find to staff, haha*

isnt that a felony lol.

Hey, uh, boss, can you make me an adiam? I'll do hide and seek for all the employers and give out free hats!

So please make me an adiam.

"Wheres my vodka!?"
"Astros only serve Lemonade dude..."

How can players buy firearms without a gun license?

Apparently, everyone can hear you talk if you speak with you head underwater...

Resurrections happen everyday.

Some people can teleport to their houses or anywhere they like, especially if their t-shirts say "staff."

If you go to the zoo you can steal animal heads and wear them.

Marrying a 7year old

Finding out that your adiam boss lives nextdoor

Yea...
That would be cool!
Pick flowers for 1 sec not 5 XD
Just lie in bed... Comfy.....
And u can say rude words Rofl.

Real cars.....
So cool
Ferrari...
Shoot a gun!OUCH!


And no one can kill u when u look on map
Events...Boom!
Oh yea gangs...!
Shoot the flag!

Boom!

People collect creepy dolls and statues of others, and carry them around showing them off.

What you are describling are the local JB fans holding around a creepy-ass doll.

'man u suc'
'Please do not say rude words.'
'da ****in heyllllll'

you need to have a life first xD(not pointing my comment to anyone)

Hey look some bubbles bursting out of the ground, wonder where those came from? Well.. there's only one way to find out! -runs into bubbles- I did'nt know bubbles were this powerful! Players below him say "what the..."