Small business ideas
 

Yo, I want to start a small business in my town or online but I do not know what. I was thinking in buying RAM memories online and selling them more expensive, or cooking some candies and offer them in retail stores, etc. I even thought about weed brownies but hell too risky. Also thought about starting a cigs brand but I heard they do not make much profit compared to other things.

Any ideas of how to make money? No dumb apps that pay for seeing ads or whatsoever, I need something real. Also, I live in Mexico so, maybe some stuff may not work for me like selling lemonade outside my house, I would get shot and robbed.

can't tell if troll or just horrible life

First one seemed attractive and I investigated it further. I hate drugs, but selling them to stupid people seems easy. Second thing simply doesnt works in mexico

Make an app that could potentially destroy the bitcoin economy and sell it to the U.S. government

Or you can start an eBay business. That works just as well.

drug dealer best choice

• Sell tacos and tamales in street corners
• Offering donkey taxi rides
• Sell tequilas and coronas

have you looked into brick laying, building walls and stuff

That's illegal unless it's a legitimate business, is it not?

hire me

No, just mexico.

Become Trump's intern

No but I could join the Teleton to help crippled kids like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

________

This thread shows the reason why nobody takes americans for real

Fun Facterino: Only 20% of small businesses succeed. You gotta do something different

Well, I am not planning in becoming the next Malboro or Kraft, just make some money.

Anyways, started selling Piquin Chilis and cooking chorizo. It works