My Religious Story
 

I was walking back from school around a month ago and was hit by a car. I was left on the floor and felt myself rising from my body.
Having experienced astral projection, I knew this was what it was.
I saw my silver chord attaching my astral body to my physical one and even though it was thin I was sure I was safe.

I felt myself rise upwards towards a light.
Eventually I pass through a solid layer of cloud to a hard one, which I sit on for a few seconds until an angel comes to me.

This angel tells me I will be safe and my bodies detached after a hit.
I ask the angel what is the true religion, he tells me Christianity.
Suddenly I feel myself plumetting back to earth and like that I'm back in my 3D physical body.

I get up and walk back home, unscathed which was miraculous considering the huge impact of the hit and how my body looked a mess from outside but I felt no pain back here. I feel the angel blessed me.

When I'm home I tell my parents what happened and they think I'm crazy.
Every night I would try and convince them but they wouldn't listen and would just become irritated.

After weeks of their ignorance they send me off to a small town about 40 miles from where I lived so I could stay with my uncle and aunt.

My parents dropped me off at the bus station and I had nothing but an address to go on.

I wait for 30 minutes not knowing what to do and then a taxi drives past.
I run after it and eventually manage to get in it.
I tell him the address and he starts driving.

I finally arrived as it was getting dark.
The time was around 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Ffs Albie pls

I don't think the car did a good job

"I was walking back from school around a month ago and was hit by a car"

"After months of their ignorance they send me off to a small town"

Sounds legit

jesus christ was I the only one thinking, "please don't be a prince of bel-air meme"

was disappointed

I wish it killed you so I didn't have to read another Fresh Prince post

i usually read the last line when ppl make long posts here so nice try

I always skip to the end of threads like these with weird ass titles because 9/10 it's this lol

**** off ivy you look like a horse get off this ****ing planet

There's a special place in Hell just for people who make Fresh Prince of Bel Air threads.

ur just mad ur a 2013 member

Truuu

And there's an even specialer place in Hell just for you!

people like you are the reason i read the bottom of long personal posts first
edit- just saw me n ivy think alike oops

same