The Bizarre Ban Bazaar
 

To ensure something fun for the New Years, you should create a ban bazaar. Basically, this would have like a massive store that has limited stocks (100 of each item per hour) of the following items:

Ban Hammer: Anyone you hit with the ban hammer gets banned 5 hours.
A Fake Recruitment Ban slip: Looks like a Recruit request but if you press "yes", you get banned 5 hours.
A Fake Invite to House Ban Slip: Same as a Fake Recruitment Ban slip except with an invitation to house.
Ban bomb: This is a massive bomb that explodes up to 5 cm radius and anyone that gets affected by this bomb gets banned 5 hours.
Ban arrows: These are arrows that when struck, you get banned 1 hour.
De-Banitizer: One De-Banitizer costs 100 gralats and each will save 1 hour of your ban.
BANter: This slip is used as a report system except for people with bad humor. If someone says a bad joke AND get reported through the BANter, they get banned 6 hours

what

This would be fun but is stupid

I agree

um.

this is literally genius i want it.

So many people would rush to buy gralats

10/10

Logged in to reply... realized this is exactly the kind of **** double lift is on my ignore list for D:

Goodluck getting this implemented to the game.

Clearly you don't understand humor. Hopefully you better your life by watching humorous videos or reading comedic books.

You should post it in the comedy thread, this is for brainstorming about future ideas or changes you’d like to see implemented to the game


Maybe put down the flamethrower too

This is the content we need for

This did remind me of the ban hammer UN had, it didn't actually ban you though

i think we need fortnite skins